It's a detector not a dictator. sorry.

However, that does not get any Zambian porno paparazzi off the hook

Dear Zambia,

I'm not stupid so obviously my intention here is not to join the porno paparazzi.

My intention is kind of classified, but it involves some pairs of pliers, a hammer, a torture chamber and a lie dictator machine.

The latter is to authenticate the real profession of the porno paparazzi so I can send them to the torture chamber with a clean conscience