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Post by Commandant here at the Central Command » 23rd April 2019, 11:56

Mr. Mwape sir,

This is not rocket science. It’s actually quite simple and straight forward.

It you inserted your penis inside the vagina of this girl and then you ejaculated, then you are the fućking daddy of the bastard child.

Man listen. You are not the first ass hole to have an illegitimate child nor will you be the last ass hole.

Shit happens, you idiot. Learn to live with it

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Post by Guest » 23rd April 2019, 10:28

yes and I want to test before I start my responsibility as a father.

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Post by Jimmy mwape » 19th February 2019, 23:22

Yes

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Post by anonymous1 » 30th July 2015, 23:32

are the DNA test cost still the same thank you

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Post by ne zeeee » 24th June 2015, 12:43

hahahahahahahaha

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Post by mike » 14th June 2014, 05:57

just go to the clinic with your husband you find the truth

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Post by Aisha » 19th December 2013, 16:41

First obtain a court order and go to UTH and/or Nkanza Laboratories. At Nkanza, the partenity quote are as follows: K1732.00 for father and child; and K2598.00 for both assumed biological parents plus one child. An additional child to the perceived biological parents costs K866.00, regardless of sex, age, weight and IQ. Of course, the costs have to be settled by the Chief complainant as it is him or her who is pursuing justice, because no sane person pursues injustice. The DNA outcome will be presented before the court to enable it settle any problems that necessitated its order.

However, if paternity is confirmed, that child ought to be taken care of and has the right to inherity some of his or her hit and run father's asset's as any other child in the matrimonial home. In short, this child must not be dicriminated because he or she did not dictate the circumstances in which the Zygote was formed. Wether it was in an atmosphere of hate or love; the child must not be prejudiced.

Thank you

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Post by Elder » 13th December 2013, 11:24

Try Nkanza Laborotary oposite Levi Mall (on road from ZP central towards zesco)

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Post by Chigayo » 13th December 2013, 00:02

Nabwalya,
if you were at the receiving end of a fornicating man who ran out on you after fathering your bastard child, please accept my condolences. I only ask that you cut us some slack. Us Zambian men who have never strayed from our one and only love.

Thanks.

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Post by Nabwalya » 25th November 2013, 21:12

If affordable DNA testing did hit the Zambian street, it would accomplish one inevitable goal. Expose just how many Zambian men have bastard children scattered all across this beautiful land of ours. There is nobody who likes to fornicate and to hump so indiscriminately and so carelessly than a Zambian man.

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Post by Sichilindi » 25th November 2013, 21:06

(Reuters) - The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has warned 23andMe Inc, a company backed by Google Inc, to halt sales of its genetic testing services because they have not received regulatory clearance.

23andMe, which was founded in 2006 by Anne Wojcicki with the backing of Google, sells DNA testing services that the company says detect a range of genetic mutations and provide information about a person's health risks. Wojcicki recently separated from her husband, Sergey Brin, a co-founder of Google.

In a warning letter dated November 22 and released on Monday, the FDA said it considers the company's product a medical device that therefore requires regulatory clearance, "as FDA has explained to you on numerous occasions."

The privately held company, which is based in Mountain View, California, did not immediately respond to a request for comment left before business hours.

The FDA said some of the intended uses of the company's Saliva Collection Kit and Personal Genome Service (PGS) are particularly concerning, including risk assessments for certain cancers.

The agency said that if the company's risk assessment for breast or ovarian cancer reports a false positive, it could lead a patient to undergo preventative surgery, intensive screening or other potentially risky procedures. A false negative, on the other hand, could result in a failure to recognize actual risk.

The FDA said in its letter that the company submitted applications in July and September of 2012 for several of these indications for use.

"However," the FDA said, "to date your company has failed to address the issues described during previous interactions with the Agency" or provided additional information requested. As a result, the FDA said the applications "are considered withdrawn."

The agency said it had been "diligently working" to help the company comply with the law, and has spent significant time evaluating the intended uses of the product. It said it also provided detailed feedback to the company regarding the types of data it needed to submit. The agency said its interactions with the company included more than 14 face-to-face and teleconference meetings, hundreds of email exchanges, and dozens of written communications.

"However, even after these many interactions with 23andMe, we still do not have any assurance that the firm has analytically or clinically validated the PGS for its intended uses," the FDA said.

The company's name refers to the 23 pairs of chromosomes that make up each individual's genome.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

Post by Gregory Tembo » 11th November 2013, 18:14

Fred,
forgive me for surmising that you really want to locate this DNA test facility in Zambia. Please allow me to take a guess.

You had sex with a girl before you found out that she sleeps around with many men. Now that girl is pregnant and has named you as the baby's daddy. So naturally you would like to authenticate your paternity to this baby before you can take on the responsibilities of a daddy. Yes?

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Post by fred » 11th November 2013, 13:03

were is this lab located?

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Post by Loosey-goosey » 16th October 2013, 22:57

Bana S wrote :
> Dear Zambia,DoEs UTH conduct DNA test Cz MY FOrmer husband has denied his
> daugther so maybe DNA wud help me.Am suffering with the baby cz of this
> parliament Man.


So Bana S,
how about an update on that no-good dead-beat Ex of yours? Were you finally able to castrate him? Please give us all the gory details

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Post by JJ » 15th June 2013, 21:09

Oh that was for Neighbour.

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Post by JJ » 15th June 2013, 21:08

Meme, I want to know if the chickens crisis was resolved. Hahaha

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Post by Loosey-goosey » 14th June 2013, 20:52

Bana S

How goes it? Have you nailed that no-good ex of yours yet?

I wish I could see his face the moment he was finally confronted with scientific evidence proving that his sperms were the culprits in the fertilization of the embryo that resulted in a bastard child.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

Post by Meme » 18th October 2012, 09:21

Iwe chineighbour,

you make me laugh with the issue of the chiken of yours and your neighbour's demands

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Post by Neighbor » 17th October 2012, 17:23

GFI Lab

Do you do DNA tests on chickens as well? My neighbor and I are embroiled in a bitter quarrel. One of my hens hatched 8 chicks recently. But my neighbor claims he saw his rooster having sex with my hen so he wants half of those chicks. I told him I have a rooster of my own so his claims were not true. But he swears he caught his rooster banging my hen. I think a DNA test will settle this matter once and for all.

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Post by GFI Lab » 17th October 2012, 17:15

Looking for collection sites for DNA testing. If interested, go to our website: http://www.gfilab.com and fill out the distributor form. We will get back to you and answer any questions.

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