pompi dear jo

how is your walk through that God forsaken ghetto rubbish dwelling these days? I sure hope civility has descended on that hell-hole

pompi jo

on behalf of my fellow komboni dwellers please accept my sincere and heartfelt apologies for the mistreatment you suffered at the hands of a bunch of pin-headed street prowlers.

dear goat herder the point is I was simply mistaken for a party carder of a certain political party because of my red T shirt.but seeing that you are a Goat herder i suppose you always have stocks of goat meat so please next time you slaughter one contact me

pompi I hope you will forgive me for suggesting that your ass should have indeed been lynched. Not for the red shirt but for sheer stupidity.
With all due respect

Last week I wore a red Airtell Tshirt and i later went to buy some goat meat in one of the townships..I was almost lynched until the crowd saw that actually the T shirt was branded with Airtell logo

is hitting you with a wooden spatula upside your head also prohibited?

Dear Zambia,

Distinguished ladies and gentlemen, I would like to appeal to those of you who drive cars in Lusaka. If you see a man on a bright red coloured bicycle, that will be me. Please be courteous enough not to hit me with your car. The main roads I peddle my bicycle here in Lusaka are as follows:

Lumumba
Musonde Ngosa
Mwembeshi
Makishi
Church
Omelo Mumba
Joseph Mwilwa
Bwinjimfumu
Dushambe
Addis Ababa ( only a short stretch)
Lubuto and
Nkanchibaya

Thank you for your kindness and consideration.