Dear Zambia,

I am terribly disappointed with myself.

Every year on Ash Wednesday I make sure to attend a local Catholic Church so I can have the priest smear those ashes on my forehead. Then for the rest of that day I walk around town to show off and spook people.

But this year I didn’t remember it was Ash Wednesday until it was too late. It was was around 21:00 hrs and there were no more Catholic Churches open for that macabre ritual.

I have to wait another one year now