LOVE PORTION

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LOVE PORTION

Postby Kabwa Obewa » 30th June 2012, 01:52

Dear Zambia,

Does love portion still work? We have a bunch of women in zambia going to witch doctors looking for love portion but to my surprise it's like they are being given kavundula!! Their husbands are on the rampage womanising everyday.... Dear zambia, dear zambia love portion is not working.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby JoJo » 30th June 2012, 13:45

Are you as a group looking to divide said love amongst yourselves and you are not satisfied with the portion you got? Did you want the whole thing and not just a portion?

Or do you mean “potion”?
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Broke » 30th June 2012, 17:41

You know back in the day, women said those love potions worked but seems like men have become resistant to the medicines. Even when you take too many antibiotics (MEDICATION)of the same king for a long period of time, it stops working after a while!
Kabwa, I can not answer your question, but according to my opnion the boyfriends and husbands have taken too much of that love potion to the point that it has become resistant to their bodies. Nomba balisavuka.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Slumdog Shalapungu » 30th June 2012, 18:02

Does this love potion contain some womanly bodily fluid ?
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby John Walker » 30th June 2012, 19:32

slumdog,
About those body fluids, I have heard of some stories in the US in Louisiana where the men are told not to eat spaghett and meat sause if a woman offers them that on the first date. You know what the women add in there right? Blood from their monthly period.
Once the man eats that then they are hooked on that woman so it is believed......
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Slumdog Shalapungu » 30th June 2012, 21:42

Thats the one I hear a lot
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Form 3 drop out » 30th June 2012, 22:59

There is this other love potion I have heard about where they use dead people's private parts and mix it some roots. Then the women use that to mix in their husband's food. Ati honey your food is on the the table, kanshi you are eating some dead person's private parts!
Kwena, some of you women muli mfwiti
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Mbanje » 1st July 2012, 02:06

Dear Mrs. Obewa

Of course love potion still works. The latest one is known as Viägrä. Mix it into Mr. Obewa’s food, unbeknownst to him. Before long he will be chasing you all over the house, naked with a stiff penis.

Good luck to you, madam.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Slumdog Shalapungu » 1st July 2012, 03:15

How about you women that are looking for love potions just look at what your husbands are running to and ask yourself why? Maybe its because you are agging, stopped making an effort to look good, spontaneity gone, using sex as a weapon or just being unwomanly. No love potion can reverse a man that is fed up with you. If you have a husband thats creeping out of you trying being spontaneous suggest some sex in the bush , show some damn loyalty, wear some sexy underwear or none, use your mouth as an alarm clock for the wood in the morning, try to avoid getting into muzi mai habits etc. Don't get mad just get a note pad or revisit the alangazi they can teach you kegels or something, stop relying on nganga's they are the ultimate hustlers
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Yaba! » 1st July 2012, 16:29

For real spicing up that love life is the way to go. Which doctors and all that is just a waste of time. Ask what the other woman is doing where your husband is going, and you will find out it's nothing but just love tricks. Make dinner,put those kids early to bed. Get in the shower, spray something good on your body and get to work if you know what I mean.
Your hubby will be running home to you everyday.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby guest** » 2nd July 2012, 15:34

Why use love potion just to decieve oneself in thinking you are getting real love. Some women are so desperate. What happens when it runs out...Does't the guy end up desliking you more than ever before. That defeats the whole purpose of using the love potion...

Period blood in food......That's just gonna make me think twice about eating lasagne....yak

My question is, how come its usually women that use love potions on men? You never hear of a man seeking extra help to not only have a woman love him but keep that woman to himself. Am sure there's some but it's not common.

Either women are dilutional or too greedy to the point where they will take extra measures to make sure a man does not slip out of their hands.......OR....Is the male species really sexually uncontrollable that they need harnesses "love potion" control their libido....????????????????
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Watchman » 2nd July 2012, 19:56

John Walker wrote :
> slumdog,
> About those body fluids, I have heard of some stories in the US in
> Louisiana where the men are told not to eat spaghett and meat sause if a
> woman offers them that on the first date. You know what the women add in
> there right? Blood from their monthly period.
> Once the man eats that then they are hooked on that woman so it is
> believed......


So I suppose the solution around this dilemma is to do a váginá inspection on the first date. If there is period blood oozing from the váginá then reject the spaghetti. If there's no blood in the váginá and you only see orgasm white juices, then eat the spaghetti. Simple.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby skeletons always smile » 2nd July 2012, 20:43

guest** how was the issues? i hope the dipped you in a real pool not a shomeka with water.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby guest** » 3rd July 2012, 02:09

skeletons always smile.......lol........What did I tell you about skeletons. Don't sneak up on me like that. You scared me...... Yes, it was a real pool. The issues was good. I was expecting the Kenneth Voice afterwards but it didn't happen... :(
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Guest » 3rd July 2012, 17:38

- Sex as weapon

- Sex as a reward

- Boring monotonous sex

- Letting ones self go

- Nagging

- Setting some kind of time table (no spontaneity)

- Too much mouth (talking) yap yap yap

- Too much Oprahnomics

- Bra burning womens lib bull

All the above are the antidote to passion.

Most women that successfully airlift the man simply appeal to the man.

- she knows when to keep quiet and doesn't interrogate the man for anything outside the "programme"

- makes the man feel like the man around the house and in public too. None of the yap yap yap. NGOCC crap will lose you your man faster than you can say "jack fimbo". Funny thing is that your man will snapped up by another NGOCC woman who promptly retires her NGOCC knickers.

- the man may be getting old but that does not make him any less of a man.

- you may not be Tina Turner but letting yourselves go is not the best move. Both men and women. Pot bellies and too much fat makes all gymnastics double hard, not to mention that it bocks blood flow to the willy guys. Pot bellies = weak erections. Women help control his diet or else he'll misfire and start to think that you are part of the problem and outsource for thrills. Once a guy takes a step down that path there is no turning back.

Women keep current and leave the "matron" position to those over 70.I see too many "old" young women around. This does not mean that you stuff yourself in stretch jeans and walk around looking like some garish, over - the - hill porn star.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby skeletons always smile » 3rd July 2012, 21:25

That voice will be back girl let me just drink this maheu and bring that bass back in my voice. I bough you some tbone steak but since you way over there in rural kkk areas i ate it all by myself and my was it good.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby guest** » 3rd July 2012, 21:46

skeletons always smile.....kwaliba. Maheu has nothing to do with that voice. Ok, it's been a few days now so am guessing the cold disappeared. I'll judge for myself on the next convo.
Don't even tell me anything about that Tbone steak...How about you start by changing that pic...that would be gift enough for me..: )
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Japhee » 6th July 2012, 07:17

I like it.love potion is real ,some even trave as far as tanzania fo the same,me i witnessd two real proved.
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby Manzi » 6th July 2012, 07:26

Japhee,
whatever dose of ganja you consume on a daily basis, please reduce it by 50%. 50-75%. There abouts. Ok?
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Re: LOVE PORTION

Postby geust** » 6th July 2012, 14:58

Japhee,
You say you love it. Iam guessing you have used love potion before. The 2 incidents you refer to, how did they work out for you. Please elaborate. It will make good read.
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