About how much does a Zambian porno paparazzi earn?

[investigator]

Dear Zambia,

I'm not stupid so obviously my intention here is not to join the porno paparazzi.

My intention is kind of classified, but it involves some pairs of pliers, a hammer, a torture chamber and a lie dictator machine.

The latter is to authenticate the real profession of the porno paparazzi so I can send them to the torture chamber with a clean conscience

[investigator]

It's a detector not a dictator. sorry.

However, that does not get any Zambian porno paparazzi off the hook