I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

[Melvin]

I'm 21 years and I want to join acting in Lusaka,how can I draw close to any serious production team? For more can whatsapp or call +260968157556 twitter@youngdock_31418 pleas! Any to help me?

[Chap1]

he he! You will kill me with laughter. You little murderer you!

[Blazing bamboo trafficker]

yo Melvin mwaiche, weed is only for grown-ups. Stick to candy and biscuits, shorty iwe.

[the oscar goes to]

Melvin, you want to be a "Zambian actor". That's easy. Go to biklon and difikoti and ask them for a job.

Those two represent "Zambian actors".

I'm glad that you didn't say "actor" only. That job takes hard work. That would take you studying acting, getting posture, gestures, facial expression, placement in scene and character understanding.

You would have to read, text books, go to school and attend lectures.

Ad lib is not acting, being able to say, do and repeat your performance, in a flawless manner, without dropping a line or missing a cue, would come with the territory.

Zambian actors are found all over Zambia. Just look at any office. The women act like they all don't poop, the men act like they have money, drivers act like their tank is full. They even get surprised when they run out of fuel.

Women fake orgasms, men fake being well endowed. Politicians act like they give a damn, party cadres act like they support x and y.

Kids act like they come from the slums of America, teachers act like they care. The only time people are not acting is when they are on the toilet seat crapping or looking at their pay slip.

Just get a job, Melvin and act your age, not your shoe size.

[dezy]

Dude I support u coz I rilly wnt to b an actor

[victor phiri]

I am a Zambian citizen aged 25 with a passion to become a Zambian actor. I need help anyone to connect me. 0963711005

[Nkhuku Ndembo]

[quote="Chap1"]he he! You will kill me with laughter. You little murderer you![/quote]

[Guest]

I am LORD OVER KINGS

[Concerned civil servant]

Is mental illness on the rise here in Zambia?

[Gladys Mulenga]

My name is Gladys Mulenga age 15yrs old i went to be a actor coz i love acting please help me be come a zambian actor it is my pastion to be a actor please help me call 0961091019 How be happy if am actpted.

[Gladys Mulenga]

am 14yrs old and i went to join acting in lasaka any help please i went to a actor coz i love acting and it my postion to be a actor u can call me on 0961091019

[Kabudula]

Girlfriend,
first and foremost let’s get your age right. Are you 14 years old or are you 15 years old?

don’t lie to me, girlfriend. Because when you start jumping from 15 to 14, I start to suspect that maybe that is not the only thing you are lying about. You could be a 30 years old man with hairy balls. who knows

[Chimbwi Fisi]

My name is Chimbwi Fisi. Please don’t even start with the jokes about my name. By now I have heard them all.

I am 16 years old, extremely shy and would like to be an actor.

Therefore I first need help to attend a de-shy school so I can get rid of my shyness.

After I graduate from the de-shy school I need help to go to an acting school.

Upon graduation from the aforementioned school I will need prompt help in securing an acting job.

I will take any acting job with two exceptions. I do not do any sex scenes and I do not do any Nigerian rubbish.

[Chimbwi Fisi]

Please I beg your pardon. I forgot to mention one other piece of help I will need.

I will need help to go to a personal economics school. After I score an acting job and after I receive my first big cheque, I will need to know how to manage all those kwachas.

[Gladys Mulenga]

How can i lie about my age of couse am 14 how be 15 on 30th Oct, just help me so that i start acting don,t mind about my age i can act please sir/madam make my wish come true i have passtion in acting i can act couse acting is in my blood please help me to be a actor.contacts me on 0961091019

[Kabudula]

You are a cheeky little girl, aren’t you? How do you expect to keep a job if your very first instinct is to antagonize your boss? damn girl!

[Gladys Mulenga]

Am sorry boss i did,t kwon i was beeing rude please forgive me am sorry please accept my request please i love acting so much itx my passtion please uncle please help me please am sorry Gladys Mulenga 0961091019

[Gladys Mulenga]

Uncle please am sorry i didn,t kwon i was beening rude please forgive me please accept my request of acting i love acting so much it my passion please forgive me Gladys Mulenga 0961091019

[Director]

Gladys, you can stop now. Your drama queen episode has run its course.

[Gladys Mulenga]

Please sir don,t do this to me have marcy on me please forgive me i didn,t kwon i was rude please forgive me, acting is my dearm please make my dearm come true please forgive me for what i said itx was just a mistake and am sorry please accept me hear my cry sir am sorry sir