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Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 31st March 2019, 10:43
by Gladys Mulenaga
Uncle am sorry please hlep me please

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 3rd April 2019, 21:11
by Gladys Mulengah
my name is Gladys Mulengah and am 14yrs old i went to join acting in zambia i love acting so much itx my passion to be a actor i need help please help me so that i start acting contact me on 0761836793

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 3rd April 2019, 21:48
by Offside Mvula
My name is Offside Mvula. I am a 13 years old Zambian boy and a grade 7 dropout. The circumstances of my dropping out of school are confidential but also inconsequential.

I want to become the Denzel Washington of Zambia and that is why I am asking for help in the Zambian acting industry.

I am such a good actor that I can steal your wallet but under questioning in a lie detector test I will pass with flying colours as if I never stole the wallet. That is how good of an actor I am.

If you invest in me it will be money well spent, I can assure you.

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 3rd April 2019, 22:05
by Offside Mvula
Needless to say, I am willing to do almost anything in my quest to become the Denzel Washington of Zambia.

I said almost anything, which means I have my boundaries. To be specific, I will not whorize myself just to score a role in any film no matter how big it is. This is where I draw a line. No whorizing from this Zambian Denzel Washington. Not in this lifetime.

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 4th April 2019, 12:21
by fat boy
Dear Gladys,

Is your surname Mulenaga, Mulengah, Malubeni, Mulenga or Mungocrocodile?

You have been all over the place with the spelling of your surname. What is it? without trying to sound too dramatic or sounding like a queen bee

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 5th April 2019, 00:25
by Offside Mvula
After some very serious thought and pondering on this matter, I have reached an epic decision regarding my stage name.

After I become a megastar big movie Zambian actor I will change my first name from Offside to Zedenzel, in honour of my idol Denzel Washington. I will be the Zedian Denzel and successful generations of Zambian actors will adore me.

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 5th April 2019, 10:28
by Offside Mvula
The phrase I was attempting to dig up is, succeeding generations of Zambians not successful generations of Zambians.

That’s what happens sometimes when you play along with the auto-fill feature on these browsers. “shit happens”. to quote the bible.

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 5th April 2019, 10:58
by Gladys Mulenga
My name is GLADYS MULENGA and am 14yes old and am in grade 8 but i dorp out of school becouse of school fees so i went to join acting in zambia i need help to be come a actor i love acting so much itx my passion to be a actor please help me am a vrey good girl.

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 5th April 2019, 11:01
by Gladys Mulenga
my surname is Mulenga Thanx you sir

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 5th April 2019, 11:42
by Offside Mvula
As previously stated, my name is Offside Mvula. I am a 13 year old grade 7 dropout Zambian boy.

One day I will be the biggest blockbuster Zambian actor just like Denzel Washington is the biggest blockbuster actor over there in America.

When I hit it big time I intend to adopt the stage name Zedenzel in a salute to my all time idol Denzel Washington.

If you help me become a megastar Zambian actor, I promise to throw you a few hundred kwachas when I am on top of the Zambian movie scene.

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 7th April 2019, 13:15
by Offside Mvula
I repeat.

Name: Offside Mvula

Age: 13 years

Education: grade 7 dropout

Aspiration: the biggest blockbuster actor Zambia has ever seen

Stage name after my blockbuster debut: Zedenzel

Request: kwachas to help me land a movie role

Reciprocity: I will reward my benefactor with hundreds of kwachas after I score my first big movie role

The line I will not cross: whorizing myself for fame and fortune

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 9th April 2019, 18:00
by Gladys Mulenga
My name is Gladys Mulenga i live in kitwe, mindolo west am 14yrs old a grade 8 dorp out of school becouse of school feels that why i went to join acting in zambia i have a passion in acting and i love acting so much am very good when itx comes in acting i act drame at church and i used to act at school that when i reasied that i can act please help me so that i become a zambian actor please you can contact me on 0761836793.

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 10th April 2019, 08:36
by Offside Mvula
I repeat.

Name: Offside Mvula

Age: 13 years

Education: grade 7 dropout

Aspiration: the biggest blockbuster actor Zambia has ever seen

Stage name after my blockbuster debut: Zedenzel

Request: kwachas to help me land a movie role

Reciprocity: I will reward my benefactor with hundreds of kwachas after I score my first big movie role

Re: I want to be a Zambian actor can someone please help me?

PostPosted: 10th April 2019, 11:14
by Offside Mvula
I repeat.

Name: Offside Mvula

Age: 13 years

Education: grade 7 dropout

Aspiration: the biggest blockbuster actor Zambia has ever seen

Stage name after my blockbuster debut: Zedenzel

Request: kwachas to help me land a movie role

Reciprocity: I will reward my benefactor with hundreds of kwachas after I score my first big movie role

The line I will not cross: whorizing myself for fame and fortune.