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DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 00:33
by Bana S
Dear Zambia,DoEs UTH conduct DNA test Cz MY FOrmer husband has denied his daugther so maybe DNA wud help me.Am suffering with the baby cz of this parliament Man.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 00:53
by Kachola
The extent of DNA testing in Zambia is to ask the neighbors if the child's nose, eyes and forehead look like the alleged father. If the answer is yes, case closed. Ni awisi mwana.

That's how it is ku Zambia kuno.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 00:55
by Rogue Trader
I know someone who had to arrange for samples to be flown to South Africa. I'm not sure whether that is still the case as that was a couple of years back.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 02:59
by FAIR
OH WOW...I JUST GAVE ADVICE ON ANOTHER POST FOR THE PERSON TO GET A DNA TEST...DIDNT KNOW IT WAS THAT HARD IN ZAMBIA...THANKS FOR THE HEADS UP...I'LL NEED TO GO BACK AND RE-PHRASE MY ADVICE.....

ZAMBIAN GOVERNMENT....DNA TESTING MACHINES ARE WORTH INVESTING IN...PLEASE.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 05:14
by Indigo
"Bana S"

Please stop playing with other people's emotions with your pubescent, cockeyed fake stories. If you have too much time on your hands, enroll in night school. It will do your grammar good.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 06:40
by Gringo
Bana S,

dont fret my pumpkin. Just go to Nkhanza Laboratory they'll do it but its not free. so make sure you go with that court order that will compel baby daddy to not only take the test but fork out for it too

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 07:49
by Indigo
Gringo you wicked, wicked man. You are trying to send the poor semi illiterate girl on a wild goose chase. The bastard’s mother already said she’s broke. Why you setting her up with this top notch lab where they will charge her an arm and a leg?

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 08:01
by Sperm
@Indigo

Are you normal?

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 29th November 2011, 08:50
by Indigo
@Sperm,,, kekekeke!

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 30th November 2011, 12:32
by Gringo
Sperm and Indigo,

I think you are the wicked ones. by the way i read on another post that bana S has illusions of baby daddy situations and keeps posting similar letters with baby-daddy syndrome coming out to the fore and for this i award the wickedness award to bana S. that is not to say dears Sperm and Indigo that you did not give our deluded sister a good run for her money :)

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 11th April 2012, 15:26
by DNAtest.CZ
Bana S wrote :
> Dear Zambia,DoEs UTH conduct DNA test Cz MY FOrmer husband has denied his
> daugther so maybe DNA wud help me.Am suffering with the baby cz of this
> parliament Man.

European genetic company - Advanced Genetics, Ltd work with project DNAtest.CZ a you may test even from Zambia. Just money transfer takes some time.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 11th April 2012, 21:36
by Mazulo
speaking of DNA... I know AntiPolitics is hiding under some other shady DZ Id. Can some skilled detective track her DNA and give me a hint please?

I would like to start picking fights with her. She is such a nice sport and can sure kick a man in the bolls.

I just miss my old dumpling AntiPolitics, and how she used to kick me around when I provoked her. It hurt so good.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 17th October 2012, 17:15
by GFI Lab
Looking for collection sites for DNA testing. If interested, go to our website: http://www.gfilab.com and fill out the distributor form. We will get back to you and answer any questions.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 17th October 2012, 17:23
by Neighbor
GFI Lab

Do you do DNA tests on chickens as well? My neighbor and I are embroiled in a bitter quarrel. One of my hens hatched 8 chicks recently. But my neighbor claims he saw his rooster having sex with my hen so he wants half of those chicks. I told him I have a rooster of my own so his claims were not true. But he swears he caught his rooster banging my hen. I think a DNA test will settle this matter once and for all.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 18th October 2012, 09:21
by Meme
Iwe chineighbour,

you make me laugh with the issue of the chiken of yours and your neighbour's demands

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PostPosted: 14th June 2013, 20:52
by Loosey-goosey
Bana S

How goes it? Have you nailed that no-good ex of yours yet?

I wish I could see his face the moment he was finally confronted with scientific evidence proving that his sperms were the culprits in the fertilization of the embryo that resulted in a bastard child.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 15th June 2013, 21:08
by JJ
Meme, I want to know if the chickens crisis was resolved. Hahaha

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 15th June 2013, 21:09
by JJ
Oh that was for Neighbour.

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 16th October 2013, 22:57
by Loosey-goosey
Bana S wrote :
> Dear Zambia,DoEs UTH conduct DNA test Cz MY FOrmer husband has denied his
> daugther so maybe DNA wud help me.Am suffering with the baby cz of this
> parliament Man.


So Bana S,
how about an update on that no-good dead-beat Ex of yours? Were you finally able to castrate him? Please give us all the gory details

Re: DNA TEST IN ZAMBIA

PostPosted: 11th November 2013, 13:03
by fred
were is this lab located?