North Koreans are stupid beyond imagination

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North Koreans are stupid beyond imagination

Postby Chawama stray dog castrater » 14th October 2015, 23:12

Dear Zambia,

These are just some of the things North Koreans are taught in schools and made to believe.


- Kim Il Sung came down to earth from heaven in 1912

- Kim Jong-Il was born on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Baekdu, inside a secret military camp during North Korea’s Japanese Occupation. At the exact moment of his birth, a new star formed and lit up the sky, the seasons suddenly changed from winter to spring, and a double rainbow appeared.

- American influences had long since been banned in the small communist country and North Koreans had no idea what the rest of the world was actually like. These facts allowed Kim-Jong-Il to be able to create Western food and take credit for the invention. Minju Joson, the North Korean newspaper, stated that Kim Jong-Il invented a brand new sandwich and named it, “double bread with meat” as a way to supply ‘quality’ food to University teachers and students. Kim then built a plant, used for mass hamburger production. According to North Koreans, Kim Jong-Il is the true inventor of the hamburger.

- As stated by the North Korean media, in 1994, Kim Jong-Il shot a round of golf that was record breaking, 38 under par on a regulation 18-hole golf course. Additionally, five of those shots were a hole-in-one and that was his first time playing the sport. Wow, incredible! His score was 25 shots better than the best round of golf in all of history. Golf wasn’t his only talent, though, North Korean media also stated that the first time Kim Jong-Il bowled, he scored a perfect 300! No other media organizations reported these news stories, however…

- Kim Jong-Il was reportedly a magical or supernatural or some other-worldly person. His official biography states that he did not use a toilet, because he did not need to – meaning he did not defecate or urinate. As insane and unbelievable as that sounds, it is a widely known ‘fact’ in North Korea. The lie was told to make Kim Jong-Il appear more “God-like”. Now, if a man that did not go to the bathroom wasn’t godly enough for you, Kim Jon-Il also claimed to be able to control the weather based on the mood he was feeling.

- According to ‘official’ North Korean records, Kim Jong-Il was extraordinarily gifted – as he learned to walk at the age of three weeks, and was able to talk a few short weeks later, at eight weeks. While attending Sung University, Kim Jong-Il wrote 1,500 books over a period of three years (more than one book a day) and six full-length operas. His official biography notes that all of his operas are “better than any in the history of music.” Between his sports skills and writing skills, Kim Jon-Il was one of the most talented men to ever live.

- No North Korean people have access to the Internet, except for government officials. For a country that’s been built on propaganda and lies, the reason given to North Koreans for this internet ban is quite interesting. North Koreans are made to believe that the reason that they don’t have access to the internet is because government officials would like to protect the West’s reputation. They don’t want to expose the people of North Korea to the filth and hate that is on the internet and they feel that their people would see things that would make them unfairly critical towards the West.
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Re: North Koreans are stupid beyond imagination

Postby Kabulonga Gardener » 26th October 2015, 21:32

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Dear Zambia,
These are just some of the things North Koreans are taught in schools and made to believe.

- Kim Jong-Il was born on Korea’s most sacred mountain, Mt. Baekdu, inside a secret military camp during North Korea’s Japanese Occupation. At the exact moment of his birth, a new star formed and lit up the sky, the seasons suddenly changed from winter to spring, and a double rainbow appeared.
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Same way Zambians believe that on October 18, 2015 the Almighty God signed a new contract with the Zambian people and delivered that new contract by means of a rainbow colored halo around the October sun.

Desperation and stupidity are not a good combination.
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