How can I be an actor in Zambia’s dismal & rubbish industry?

[Lamborghini Mbewe]

Dear Zambia,

I realise the Zambian acting industry is pathetic as fùck. That is why I am asking for help in fulfilling my dream of being an actor here in Zambia.

Believe me, I know how almost impossible my request is. It is like standing over a rooster and demanding that he lays an egg on the spot. An abomination of Mother Nature ka