If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

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If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

Postby Biker » 26th May 2016, 20:39

Dear Zambia,

Distinguished ladies and gentlemen, I would like to appeal to those of you who drive cars in Lusaka. If you see a man on a bright red coloured bicycle, that will be me. Please be courteous enough not to hit me with your car. The main roads I peddle my bicycle here in Lusaka are as follows:

Lumumba
Musonde Ngosa
Mwembeshi
Makishi
Church
Omelo Mumba
Joseph Mwilwa
Bwinjimfumu
Dushambe
Addis Ababa ( only a short stretch)
Lubuto and
Nkanchibaya

Thank you for your kindness and consideration.
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Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

Postby dusty » 20th June 2016, 23:41

is hitting you with a wooden spatula upside your head also prohibited?
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Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

Postby pompi jo » 21st June 2016, 10:29

Last week I wore a red Airtell Tshirt and i later went to buy some goat meat in one of the townships..I was almost lynched until the crowd saw that actually the T shirt was branded with Airtell logo
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Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

Postby goat herder » 21st June 2016, 10:34

pompi I hope you will forgive me for suggesting that your ass should have indeed been lynched. Not for the red shirt but for sheer stupidity.
With all due respect
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Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

Postby pompi jo » 21st June 2016, 11:00

dear goat herder the point is I was simply mistaken for a party carder of a certain political party because of my red T shirt.but seeing that you are a Goat herder i suppose you always have stocks of goat meat so please next time you slaughter one contact me
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Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

Postby wire toy cars engineer » 9th June 2017, 05:11

pompi jo

on behalf of my fellow komboni dwellers please accept my sincere and heartfelt apologies for the mistreatment you suffered at the hands of a bunch of pin-headed street prowlers.
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Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

Postby naturally high » 16th August 2017, 08:03

pompi dear jo

how is your walk through that God forsaken ghetto rubbish dwelling these days? I sure hope civility has descended on that hell-hole
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