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If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

PostPosted: 26th May 2016, 20:39
by Biker
Dear Zambia,

Distinguished ladies and gentlemen, I would like to appeal to those of you who drive cars in Lusaka. If you see a man on a bright red coloured bicycle, that will be me. Please be courteous enough not to hit me with your car. The main roads I peddle my bicycle here in Lusaka are as follows:

Lumumba
Musonde Ngosa
Mwembeshi
Makishi
Church
Omelo Mumba
Joseph Mwilwa
Bwinjimfumu
Dushambe
Addis Ababa ( only a short stretch)
Lubuto and
Nkanchibaya

Thank you for your kindness and consideration.

Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

PostPosted: 20th June 2016, 23:41
by dusty
is hitting you with a wooden spatula upside your head also prohibited?

Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

PostPosted: 21st June 2016, 10:29
by pompi jo
Last week I wore a red Airtell Tshirt and i later went to buy some goat meat in one of the townships..I was almost lynched until the crowd saw that actually the T shirt was branded with Airtell logo

Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

PostPosted: 21st June 2016, 10:34
by goat herder
pompi I hope you will forgive me for suggesting that your ass should have indeed been lynched. Not for the red shirt but for sheer stupidity.
With all due respect

Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

PostPosted: 21st June 2016, 11:00
by pompi jo
dear goat herder the point is I was simply mistaken for a party carder of a certain political party because of my red T shirt.but seeing that you are a Goat herder i suppose you always have stocks of goat meat so please next time you slaughter one contact me

Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

PostPosted: 9th June 2017, 05:11
by wire toy cars engineer
pompi jo

on behalf of my fellow komboni dwellers please accept my sincere and heartfelt apologies for the mistreatment you suffered at the hands of a bunch of pin-headed street prowlers.

Re: If you see me on a red bicycle please don't hit me

PostPosted: 16th August 2017, 08:03
by naturally high
pompi dear jo

how is your walk through that God forsaken ghetto rubbish dwelling these days? I sure hope civility has descended on that hell-hole