The 1 complaint I have about beautiful women walking around
Posted: 15th October 2018, 09:05Dear Zambia,
Beautiful women walking around in broad daylight turn men into complete imbeciles.
Case in point. Yesterday Sunday afternoon I was riding my bicycle on Chitukuko road approaching Independence avenue, whistling a sweet Ndendeule tune, when a beautiful woman walked by.
The idiot man who was walking next to my bike path suddenly became a zombie as he stared at the woman with his jaw dropped. He walked straight into to my path. I had to swerve suddenly and my bicycle crushed into a nearby tree stump. Thank God I'm an agile lad and managed to land on my feet.
I'm telling you, these beautiful women can be a road hazard ka.
Men are idiots and cannot possibly be trained to act otherwise
Beautiful women walking around in broad daylight turn men into complete imbeciles.
Case in point. Yesterday Sunday afternoon I was riding my bicycle on Chitukuko road approaching Independence avenue, whistling a sweet Ndendeule tune, when a beautiful woman walked by.
The idiot man who was walking next to my bike path suddenly became a zombie as he stared at the woman with his jaw dropped. He walked straight into to my path. I had to swerve suddenly and my bicycle crushed into a nearby tree stump. Thank God I'm an agile lad and managed to land on my feet.
I'm telling you, these beautiful women can be a road hazard ka.
Men are idiots and cannot possibly be trained to act otherwise