The 10 best Airlines in the world. Relax... no African

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The 10 best Airlines in the world. Relax... no African

Postby Local Kaponya » 3rd December 2014, 01:49

Dear Zambia,

Let's look at the bright side, we as Zambians. No nigerians no south Africans, no kenyas, no Africans of any country can come to us and brag about being in the top 10. yeah?



AirlineRatings.com's top 10 airlines for 2015

1. Air New Zealand;

2. Etihad ( United Arab Emirates)

3. Cathay Pacific (Hong Kong)

4. Qantas (Australia)

5. Emirates (United Arab Emirates)

6. Singapore Airlines

7. EVA Air (Taiwan)

8. Lufthansa (Germany)

9. All Nippon Airways (Japan)

10. British Airways
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Re: The 10 best Airlines in the world. Relax... no African

Postby 1st Officer » 3rd December 2014, 08:11

Hey, where's Proflight?

I flew on Virgin Atlantic once. It was awesome. That eccentric Branson is the mother f@#$% man!

How does New Zealand get the top slot? How could they possibly beat QANTAS? My memorable flight has to be the all female crew once on SAA some few years back.

Has any of you negroes seen the Airbus A380 in the flesh? Oh my gosh, that sh!t ought to be the 8th wonder of the world!
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Re: The 10 best Airlines in the world. Relax... no African

Postby Officer¹ » 22nd May 2015, 20:19

[quote="1st Officer"] My memorable flight has to be the all female crew once on SAA some few years back. [/quote]

I feel you mwana. At the beginning of that flight your hopes were very high thinking you will get laid on that flight for sure. You saw your dreams go down the drain as that all female crew shooed you off the plane with nary a kiss on the cheek at the end of the flight. That's when you realized they were only smiling at you to take your money. Maybe you will have better luck if you ever fly on an all female crew flight of air Somalia. or air Burkina Faso perhaps.
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