i want to get rich

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i want to get rich

Postby mr obi » 8th August 2013, 03:51

I AM A FULL MEMBER OF
ILLUMINATI, SO PROCEED IF YOU
WANT TO JOIN NOW
Am Mr OBI from USA
I am glad today because am now
a successful man of Illuminati, i
have taught of been one of the
illuminati's member so that i will
be wealthy for life and my family
will be forever rich.
I get linked up by a man called DR
ELIVIS who introduce me to
this agent who have a successful
influence with this occultic
illuminati, so he took me joining
the team to their real powerful
man in USA who was the head of
all illuminati member to help his
cousin on belonging to the
membership. All because of him
he really did all for me, and now
am so glad of becoming a
illuminati member, i am now rich
and wealthy. Thank your DR
ELIVIS For your support.
Illuminati is a great and powerful
means to get popular in life
Do you want your parents to be
proud of you?
Do want your ex back
Do want to be famous
Do want to be a celebrity
Do want my business to grow
excessively
Do want to get rich
Do want to be honorably good
academically. So if
you really wants to be like me
today contact joinozaiilluminate@gmail.com.
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby Marty M. » 8th August 2013, 10:15

What of a time machine like the one in Back to the future? Can your illuminati organisation hook me up? I seriously need one. You see, I need to get back to 2006 and ask my then girlfriend to marry me. I didnt know what I wanted in life then but I'm now living in regret. Not a day goes by when I dont think of her, she was everything I wanted in a woman. Actually I also want to go back even further and make a different career choice because ,though my current one pays well, it SUCKS!
So, do you have a DeLorean? or a flux capacitor you can fit into my Corolla?
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby Dispatcher » 8th August 2013, 18:20

Dear Marty M

Next time you want to bitch about your regrets and your pitiful life, please do us all a big favor and find a priest to talk to. That's what priests do. They just sit there and listen to people bitch about their lives. Just don't do it here again. Do you hear me?
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby bone head barclay » 12th August 2013, 20:13

Dispatcher, if you cannot tell wit when you see it, you need help.

The clown that made the original post is taking the mickey out of any reader foolish enough to believe him/her.

A (1) secret society that is (2) famed for recruiting the elite intellectuals among intellectuals and therefore (3) the rich among the wealthy is advertising for "idiots anonymous" to join its ranks.

I smell a hairy mammoth sized pink rat!
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby JoJo » 12th August 2013, 21:13

I think we can forgive Marty M if his irony was lost on Dispatcher.

If the Illuminati exists, its ranks are probably not filled with glue-sniffing street boy Zeds (or, indeed, any African at all) posting semi-literate diatribes on a site for losers with nothing better to do (guilty as charged!!!)
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby The Persuaders » 12th August 2013, 22:38

Marty M ? From Sneakers? Well to get rich rearrange the following letters;

"My Socrates Note".

<HINT> You should make 3 new words. But keep the secret. Then you'll be rich!
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby Metalhead » 12th August 2013, 22:52

Your testicles are mine??

oh no that's four words
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby The Persuaders » 13th August 2013, 12:20

Metalhead
Its an anagram. Like say;
Eg. If you rearrange mean you can create amen. So rearrange My Socrates Note. Three easy words
<Hint 2> Its my secret. Get rich quick.
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby Knowledge is Power » 13th August 2013, 18:07

I have never been haunted by the fear of God or the Devil let alone, a man!
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby Existentialist » 13th August 2013, 23:35

Knowledge is Power
And so what do you believe?
The preservation of Corruptalism?
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby Mupelwa » 18th February 2014, 12:41

Yess I would love to my line +260975976525
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby Central station commandant » 18th February 2014, 17:42

[quote="Mupelwa"]Yess I would love to my line +260975976525[/quote]


Sir, you say that without even a hint of humor ka. ni bwanji baba?
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby I love Portuguese food » 18th February 2014, 17:55

The Persuaders wrote :
> Marty M ? From Sneakers? Well to get rich rearrange the following letters;
>
> "My Socrates Note".
>
> <HINT> You should make 3 new words. But keep the secret. Then you'll be rich!



My Socrates Note

Toys to menacers
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby illuminati » 26th April 2014, 22:04

Easy way to join the Illuminati brotherhood in the world.

Are you a business man or an artist,Politicians and you want to become big, Powerful and famous in the world, join us to become one of our official member today.you shall be given an ideal chance to visit the illuminati and his representative after registrations is completed by you, no sacrifice or human life needed, Illuminati brotherhood brings along wealth and famous in life, you have a full access to eradicate poverty away from your life now. it only a member who is been initiated into the church of illuminati have the authority to bring any member to the church, so before you contact any body you must be link by who is already a member, Join us today and realize your dreams. we also help out our member in protection of drugs pushing email: churchofdevililluminati@gmail.com or you contact our phone number +2347056024545
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby illuminati » 26th April 2014, 22:06

Easy way to join the Illuminati brotherhood in the world.

Are you a business man or an artist,Politicians and you want to become big, Powerful and famous in the world, join us to become one of our official member today.you shall be given an ideal chance to visit the illuminati and his representative after registrations is completed by you, no sacrifice or human life needed, Illuminati brotherhood brings along wealth and famous in life, you have a full access to eradicate poverty away from your life now. it only a member who is been initiated into the church of illuminati have the authority to bring any member to the church, so before you contact any body you must be link by who is already a member, Join us today and realize your dreams. we also help out our member in protection of drugs pushing email: churchofdevililluminati@gmail.com or you contact our phone number +2347056024545.
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby Chawama digital technician » 27th April 2014, 07:08

illuminati, can I please have your permission to kick your ass?
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby African » 27th April 2014, 14:55

"Knowledge is Power"
I have never been haunted by the fear of God or the Devil let alone, a man!"
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby sex crazed lout » 29th April 2014, 06:27

So you wanna get rich?

1. Select a good or service that many people will be willing to buy repeatedly (like, air, water, food, selfesteem..,.
2. Produce the componenets for the same, the actual good or service or provide back up service for same
3. Market the sh!t out of it
4. Learn to manage money, stock control, marketing, administration and sales of your product e.g. Mc Donalds, KFC, Microsoft, Samsung, Maximum condoms ...
5. Implement your systems and if they work, do tweek them.

Money will flow.

If you're going to do anything, be good at it and make sure you're getting paid for it.
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Postby chris hills » 19th June 2014, 09:37

WELCOME TO THE GREAT TEMPLE OF ILLUMINATI. Are you a business man or business woman, politician, musical, student and you want to be very rich, powerful and be famous in life. You can achieve your dreams by been a member of the Illuminati. With this all your dreams and heart desire can be fully accomplish, if you really want to be a member of the great Illuminati then you can contact use for you to get what so ever you need in life, email us on our direct email at: illuminatiworldtemple12@gmail.com or you call us +447024556430
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Re: i want to get rich

Postby №1 soccer fan in all of Zambia » 19th June 2014, 22:51

Chris
I will shove a broomstick up your butt hole if you don't stop behaving like a juvenile baboon
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