Is God real?

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Is God real?

Postby Guest » 8th February 2016, 16:11

so, is he?
cause he owes me k100 from yesterdays wild event.
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Selah » 8th February 2016, 18:59

idiot, don't blame God for your own stupidity. She has far better things to do in the Universe than rewarding your stupidity with cash. Even in Her omnipotence, She does not attend to the stupidity of simple imbeciles like you.
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Guest » 8th February 2016, 22:06

He or she? and is god a ni gger like you?
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Guest » 8th February 2016, 22:43

Use your head you silly thick headed negro. How can God be a he? Of course God is a She. wake up from your slumber, you dumb bastard
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Guest » 8th February 2016, 22:54

so, is god a niggerina?
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Guest » 8th February 2016, 22:55

The female is the giver of all life, there is not even a question about that. The only mystery is, who was God's mother. Just like the other mystery of the chicken and the egg. The debate does not even involve the cock. Same thing here. God is a She, even though we don't know who Her mother was.
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Guest » 8th February 2016, 23:04

god's dad is a nigger
god is a nigger
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Guest » 8th February 2016, 23:27

Is your dad an orangutan? You are showing some ape mentality
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Guest » 9th February 2016, 00:10

no, but you're pretty close
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Re: Is God real?

Postby guest » 9th February 2016, 00:27

I started wondering if your dad was a hyena but then realized how stupid that thought was. Here you are typing on the Internet, so you must have an opposable thumb, at the very least. That is when orangutan popped into my head.
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Re: Is God real?

Postby c'est la femme de sa vie » 9th February 2016, 01:37

Must 've been mid afternoon.
I could tell by how far the child's shadow stretched out.
And he walked with a purpose in his sneakers down the street.
He had many questions like children often do.

He said, "Tell me all your thoughts on God.
And tell me, am I very far?"

Must 've been late after noon.
On our way, the sun broke free of the clouds.
We count only blue cars skip the cracks in the street
And ask many questions like children often do.

We said, "Tell me all your thoughts on God,
'Cause I'd really like to meet Her.
And ask Her why we're who we are."

Tell me all your thoughts on God,
'Cause I'm on my way to see Her.
So tell me, am I very far,
Am I very far now

It's getting cold, picked up the pace.
How our shoes make hard noises in this place.
Our clothes are stained, we pass many, cross-eyed people
And ask many questions like children often do.

We said, Tell me all your thoughts on God,
'Cause I'd really like to meet Her.
And ask Her why we're who we are.

Tell me all your thoughts on God,
'Cause I'm on my way to see Her.
So tell me am I very far,
Am I very far now?

Tell me all your thoughts on God.
Tell me all your thoughts on God.
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Re: Is God real?

Postby Honest to Goodness » 9th February 2016, 05:09

God is in your head. Some people honestly believe that they are possessed by the devil. For those people the possession by the devil is very real. It doesn't matter what other people believe. So it is with God's reality.

So different people have a different honest answer to this question. God is real if your head tells you so. If you are sober however, that shit won't fly.
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Re: Is God real?

Postby peep » 9th February 2016, 16:23

no, sorry he isn't
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Re: Is God real?

Postby blood shall flow » 9th February 2016, 18:35

Keep asking stupid question if you want bloodshed. Wars have fought over this question. And as if that's not bad enough, people can't even agree which God is bigger and better than the other. They are willing to kill over that argument. So please for goodness sakes, quit asking dumb questions.
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