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Is God real?

PostPosted: 8th February 2016, 16:11
by Guest
so, is he?
cause he owes me k100 from yesterdays wild event.

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 8th February 2016, 18:59
by Selah
idiot, don't blame God for your own stupidity. She has far better things to do in the Universe than rewarding your stupidity with cash. Even in Her omnipotence, She does not attend to the stupidity of simple imbeciles like you.

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 8th February 2016, 22:06
by Guest
He or she? and is god a ni gger like you?

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 8th February 2016, 22:43
by Guest
Use your head you silly thick headed negro. How can God be a he? Of course God is a She. wake up from your slumber, you dumb bastard

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 8th February 2016, 22:54
by Guest
so, is god a niggerina?

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 8th February 2016, 22:55
by Guest
The female is the giver of all life, there is not even a question about that. The only mystery is, who was God's mother. Just like the other mystery of the chicken and the egg. The debate does not even involve the cock. Same thing here. God is a She, even though we don't know who Her mother was.

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 8th February 2016, 23:04
by Guest
god's dad is a nigger
god is a nigger

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 8th February 2016, 23:27
by Guest
Is your dad an orangutan? You are showing some ape mentality

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 9th February 2016, 00:10
by Guest
no, but you're pretty close

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 9th February 2016, 00:27
by guest
I started wondering if your dad was a hyena but then realized how stupid that thought was. Here you are typing on the Internet, so you must have an opposable thumb, at the very least. That is when orangutan popped into my head.

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 9th February 2016, 01:37
by c'est la femme de sa vie
Must 've been mid afternoon.
I could tell by how far the child's shadow stretched out.
And he walked with a purpose in his sneakers down the street.
He had many questions like children often do.

He said, "Tell me all your thoughts on God.
And tell me, am I very far?"

Must 've been late after noon.
On our way, the sun broke free of the clouds.
We count only blue cars skip the cracks in the street
And ask many questions like children often do.

We said, "Tell me all your thoughts on God,
'Cause I'd really like to meet Her.
And ask Her why we're who we are."

Tell me all your thoughts on God,
'Cause I'm on my way to see Her.
So tell me, am I very far,
Am I very far now

It's getting cold, picked up the pace.
How our shoes make hard noises in this place.
Our clothes are stained, we pass many, cross-eyed people
And ask many questions like children often do.

We said, Tell me all your thoughts on God,
'Cause I'd really like to meet Her.
And ask Her why we're who we are.

Tell me all your thoughts on God,
'Cause I'm on my way to see Her.
So tell me am I very far,
Am I very far now?

Tell me all your thoughts on God.
Tell me all your thoughts on God.

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 9th February 2016, 05:09
by Honest to Goodness
God is in your head. Some people honestly believe that they are possessed by the devil. For those people the possession by the devil is very real. It doesn't matter what other people believe. So it is with God's reality.

So different people have a different honest answer to this question. God is real if your head tells you so. If you are sober however, that shit won't fly.

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 9th February 2016, 16:23
by peep
no, sorry he isn't

Re: Is God real?

PostPosted: 9th February 2016, 18:35
by blood shall flow
Keep asking stupid question if you want bloodshed. Wars have fought over this question. And as if that's not bad enough, people can't even agree which God is bigger and better than the other. They are willing to kill over that argument. So please for goodness sakes, quit asking dumb questions.