We used to recite the fable in Sunday school all the time. I can't remember the exact words but it something like, oh dear Jesus please grant me the insanity to put up with things I can't change and the guts to make changes that are possible.
Can anyone please help me with the exact quote of that Sunday school fable? I'm planning an April fools Day greeting card for one if my atheist co-worker. He usually goes nuts every time someone sends him a greeting card with religious undertones