In need of a domesticated Owl. Manchichi. Please help

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In need of a domesticated Owl. Manchichi. Please help

Postby James Daka » 27th December 2018, 14:17

Dear Zambia,

Let us get one thing out of the way right away. No I'm not a witch!

Okay, now down to business.

I need an owl to domesticate so that he can catch an kill the rats that like to populate my backyard.

As a bonus, I will definitely use the owls to intimidate any of my nosy neighbors.

Let's face it. Here in Zambia we tend to be quiet superstitious. A wide-eyed owl flying around in my backyard will be just the thing to keep any would-be pains-in-the-ass
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