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A tip to Zambian youngsters, about jogging

PostPosted: 13th January 2019, 14:05
by Mgaiwa
Dear Zambia,

I have been jogging around Lusaka most of my life. Jogging gets harder the older one gets. But there is a secret you oughtta know.

The hotter and drier it is the harder your lungs got to work.

Throughout my jogging years I have yielded the best productivity by taking advantage of the following conditions:

1. Smoke a big fat joint of ganja.

2. Go jogging in the midst of a rainfall, be it a light shower or heavy thunderstorm.

3. Avoid roadways where the Lusaka notorious exhaust pipe emitting gas guzzlers run amok

Happy jogging, young chaps