Why is the Bible full of that funny English?

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Why is the Bible full of that funny English?

Postby Common reader » 17th March 2019, 23:31

Dear Zambia,

Thou, woe, hast, brethren, betrothed, bs...

I mean come on! if you got something to say why not speak in plain normal English so that everybody will understand without having to sit there scratching their scrotum
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