Why would you drink jack daniels when you can smoke Weed?

[Common sense]

Dear Zambia,

dear fellow Zambian men, stop being stupid.

This whiskey shit is a poisonous concoction of man under the direct direction of the devil himself. I shit you not!

Now gentlemen, let’s take a look at Weed.

Here’s an herb given to man by God. It grows from the earth, nourished by God’s rain and meant for man to smoke it in tranquility.

Ok now you tell me. How so stupid can a man be to choose the devil’s whiskey instead of God’s Ganja? Think about that

[grade 6 substitute teacher]

She created ganja as a gift to man for a reason. The reason is that so man can smoke it and enjoy.

She made the herb for man, God made ganja for man