MAKE ZAMCHAT APPOINTMENT HERE

[admin]

Dear Zambia Users,

As we think of a better solution for helping many people meet in Zamchat at the same time, we thought we could invite you to make appointments with others for chatting at zamchat BY REPLYING HERE. Others can then join you in Zamchat room at that time, or they can come to discuss their own topics.

Example: "I will be in zamchat at 8.30 pm Zambian Time today. I want to discuss this political question: What should be done with the Barotse issue?"

"I will be in zamchat room today at 6.00 pm, topic: Men!"

Etc

Let's see how this works.

Thanks,

Admin

[You can now click on 'REPLY TO THIS LETTER' below if you want to make an appointment - with a suggested topic preferably.]

[Coolio]

I would like to chat with MM. MM where are you? Coolio is missing you........

[mm]

sorry darling,
I AM HANDICAPPED.
MY NEW LAPTOP PACKED UP. I AM USING A OLD ONE AND KEEPS SWITCHING OFF. ASK GIRL TO GIVE U MY NUMBER SOU CAN SEND ME A TXT WHEN U WANT TO CHAT.
I HOPE U KNOW WHO GIRL IS. SHE SHOULD HAVE MY NUMBER AND I AM OFFICIALY GIVING HER PERMISSION TO GIVE IT TO U.
GIRL CODE WORD BG AND KG.
SO U KNOW IT IS ME.

[Padmarekha]

I want to chat with my love Plofessor. Dear Plofessor, this is the Indian girl whom you gave a lift last week. I am still dreaming about you. When you touched my thigh in the car you aroused emotions inside me that I never knew existed. Please come chat with me tomorrow 25 February at 14:30 hours.

[MM]

THIS I AM PUTING THIS IN PICK OF THE PICK, FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY.
HOPE PLOFF WILL APPRECIATE IT.
BUT THOSE PEOPLE ON DZ THAT LIKE TO CONVERSE WITH SPAM, AND THOSE THAT DONT, I AM SURE WILL BE LOGGED INTO CHAT TOMORROW AT 12;00 WAITING FOR OUTCOME.
BUT THIS IS A GOOD ONE.
PLOF THIS IS MEANT TO BE A JOKE FOR COOLIO AND NOT REALY U.
I HOPE U GET IT.
OR MAYBE BOTH OF U.
ANY WAY I AM JELOUS, WHICH IS THIS NICE INDIAN GIRL U HAVE BEEN FONDLING?
DONT SHARPEN THE CARROT TOOOOOO MUCH OR U MIGHT BE REJECTED WHEN IT COMES TO SHISHKIN DRISHKIN.
LOVE U ALL.

[Girl]

Phew! It had to take Coolio to launch this thread! For a moment there I thought admin initiated the thread in vain!

MM darling, permission to pass your mobile to Coolio? OK, I shall... Now MM, like admins intent with this thread, please let's make use. I have bounced a lot at chat lately, you been busy chatting with lolly pops, girl?

LOL! Who is this charade Padmarekha tyring to taunt dear Plofessor? Oh, it's past 14:30, gatta check their chat, no whispering...

I miss Plofessor too! Plofessor...

[Coolio]

We can chat on Monday please, I will text you the time.
See ya
Coolio

[Padmarekha]

Girl! the dear Plofessor was a no-show. I guess he sensed something was fishy. I thought I could entice him out of his hideout. Or maybe my pla almost worked but Mrs. Plofessor saw the invitation before he could come to chat and tied him to the bed:)

Well, maybe next time I will lure him with cash and see if he takes the bait:) he he he

[combonic kaponya]

Is zamchat like skype can yu talk to people and hear their voices?

[Chibolya bred]

Kaponya boyi,
do you ever ask yourself sometimes, why am I always the last one to know anything about the latest technology innovation? I ask myself that all the time.

Let me tell you the honest to God truth. I kept haring people talk about facebook. I decided I did not want to be left behind this time. So I went and had a picture taken of myself, wearing my Sunday best. Then I pasted that picture on the cover of a book. I thought I was in on the facebook craze.

And when I finally learned the truth about facebook, I could not process the complexity of it all.

[Chibolya bred]

Then along came Twitter. I never even bothered to look into that one because I "knew" twitting birds were involved and I didn't want no bird poop on me.

[mm]

CLEVER BOY, KAPONYA BOY,
THIS IS GOING ON PICK OF THE PICK FOR SURE.
UNDER VERY FUNNY.

[Girl]

Padmarekha, DARLING!

I don't know what it will take to bring back Plofessor to the family of DZ, my heart bleeds, really. I don't remember ever treating him like a DZ step child, never did anything to warrant his disappearance, not even when I masqueraded under few crazy IDs. I pray that someday, Plofessor you come round and back home where you belong.

Inspite of what happened the festive season, we love you still, A LOT!

MM, do I have an affirmative here, darling?

[MM]

DARLING,
PLOFF IS BACK. WE HAD A CHAT SEE KACHEPA AND I PROMICED NOT TO SHARPEN HIS CARROT ANY MORE.
AS FAR AS I AM CONCEARNED WE HAVE SORTED OUT OUR DIFFERENCES.
MAYBE IS STILL SCARED OF ME?
PLOFF HOW IS IT?
LET US KNOW.

[Ndine]

MM darling,
I checked out the Kachepa thread and didn't see the chat you said you had with the Plofessor. Unless you are saying Nikita and Plofessor are one and the same. Just sounds a bit odd for the nice Plofessor to be using the word 'yummy', talking about some dude.. but you never know with that Plofessor, he's quite versatile :)



Re: Kachepa360
by Nikita
28th February 2011, 09:19

If that's her husband, he's no doubt yummy! But to think how a sober and smooth looking guy like that can interact with such a scoundrel beats me- unless ofcourse birds of a feather!

[mm]

DARLING GO BACK. PAGE 2 OR 3 ON KACHEPA TREAD. HE USED HIS OWN NAME.

[Nikita]

Ndine darling,

Aha! Nikita ndine!

MM darling, if Plofessor is back, then he has reloaded with new ID? Which one please?

[Ndine]

oh Nikita darling, darling, how KNOTTY of you:) he he. Anyway darling, you are asking the wrong question about the Plofessor. You ask which one ID is his. the Plofessor learned from the best of the best:)) he is using multiple IDs and changing daily.

MM darling, I thought you were talking about recent history. Page 2 or 3 on the Kachepa thread is ancient history. Thanks to your investigative skills MM darling, that thread is one of the longest in DZ history. must be clocking 10 pages by now, no?

[Nikita]

Ndine wrote :
> oh Nikita darling, darling, how KNOTTY of you:) he he. Anyway darling, you
> are asking the wrong question about the Plofessor. You ask which one ID is
> his. the Plofessor learned from the best of the best:)) he is using
> multiple IDs and changing daily.

Aaah makes sense! I didn't think Plofessor would stay away from this family for too long despite the BP rise by one MM. Ndine darling, Plof learned the ID 'skills' from the best, LOL! Bad boy you! I've yet to learn to ID his IDs from afar, I hope my juju does work on him just as it does my friend! :)

Ndine, I don't know what has become of the likes of Muntublest, Hallucinogen, Miles Finch, darling Sanni and David, I know Cindy might be resurfacing but the others? I suspect have also learned bad manners of multiple IDs. OK.

[Plof]

Padmarekha, you rabble rousing son of gun! You won't succeed good friend. You put plenty thought in coming up with that name, or not. I think you just like the sound of it and how it makes you laugh. Padmarekha. Say it again, Padmarekha.

I never touched your thighs, but I noticed how you were fixated by my changing of the gear stick, up, up then down, then up again. You dirty man!