Graduating husband to be.

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Re: Graduating husband to be.

Postby llento » 8th July 2011, 12:08

bring him to me,its the best gift you can ever give him. BRING HIM!!!!
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Re: Graduating husband to be.

Postby Dizo » 8th July 2011, 15:25

Ilento,

And what are you, a Zobo?
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Re: Graduating husband to be.

Postby hanene » 8th July 2011, 15:59

take him to bulawayo in chawama and kwa mukupa.let him have a last feel of what he used to do at Sch-UNI.
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Re: Graduating husband to be.

Postby cute1 » 8th July 2011, 16:24

Hanene, as if you know which school. Hmmmm..... Ilento, i can never ever do that even if it were the last thing to do.
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Re: Graduating husband to be.

Postby ¾ + ¼ = 1 » 8th July 2011, 17:07

Freakazoid wrote :
> 3/4+1/4=1 sounds like Airborne....i bet its him!!


I don't know if I should take this as an insult or a compliment.

anyway Mama, my advice is free of charge, so you can take it or leave it.

And you ka Airborne, wherever you are, #!*% you!
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Re: Graduating husband to be.

Postby llento » 9th July 2011, 08:15

Dizo i"l give him the best present since the dear wife to be cant find him anything. zobo!! crazy
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Re: Graduating husband to be.

Postby Guest » 9th July 2011, 10:26

llento wrote :
> Dizo i"l give him the best present since the dear wife to be cant find
> him anything. zobo!! crazy

llento
How old are you? Isn't it time you got back into your pram to play with your toys? If you have more zobo than you know what to do with, go get more toys for your pram. Kubusa.
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Re: Graduating husband to be.

Postby Mamasita » 9th July 2011, 10:30

¾ + ¼ = 1 wrote :
> Mama,
> I feel you my man. And you talk with such authority on this subject matter
> that I have no choice but to believe that you need no coaching when it
> comes to the ins and outs of sexual acrobatics.
>
> But listen Mama man, if you want to venture into the forbidden love making
> techniques of the Kama Sutra, you will need a step by step instructional
> guide from the masters themselves. Because the Kama Sutra defies gravity
> and goes against everything you may have seen performed between a woman and
> her man. It is the extreme frontier of sexual pleasure. Beyond that there's
> only madness.
>
> And if ever you are going to take on this Kama Sutra sex, I caution you
> that you not schedule any business meetings, business lunches or any
> serious encounters that day because throughout the day you will have a big
> smile on your face. And if you go into a business meeting you might give
> off the wrong impression. They will think you are some kind of delirious
> imbecile who can't stop laughing. That's what Kama Sutra sex does to you.
> It envelops you in a sensual euphoria you cannot imagine.
>
> Proceed with caution.

3/4 +1/4=1

Thanks for the advise, but in this instance I shall leave it where I think it belongs - in the nether regions of the back of beyond. Thanks anyway.
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