the fastest way to show you are stupid

[foolish woman]

Dear Zambia,
A Lusaka businessman Mark Steven Van der Vort has cited his wife's love affair with former commerce minister Felix Mutati as grounds for divorce.

According to the petition for divorce by Vort, Mutati is allegedly having an intimate love affair with his wife Agness Katwishi Bwalya.

But in a consent order, the High Court has ordered that paragraph 9E of the petition which implicates Mutati should be deleted because it was erroneously included in the petition.

"It is hereby ordered that paragraph 9E of the petition which was erroneously included in the petition be deleted from the petition," read the consent order. "It is further ordered that marriage be dissolved by consent and that custody of the children be granted to the petitioner with liberal access to the respondent. It is further ordered that there be liberty to apply in the question of custody."

In a divorce petition filed by Vort, Mutati was allegedly having a love affair with his wife Bwalya hence his decision to divorce her.

"…The respondent admitted to the petitioner in direct and unambiguous language, that she has an ongoing intimate love affair with Mr Felix Mutati, that she loves him dearly and wants to divorce the petitioner, that she may be his second or even fifth wife," Van der Vort said.

He also said his wife Agness had sent text messages to Zambian married men telling them that she loves them.

Van der Vort stated that his wife had reneged on verbal agreements with him on the use of the US $71,000 Land Rover he recently bought for her by not taking or picking the children up from school.
He also said Agness does not sleep in their matrimonial home and that when she chooses to go home, it was often after 22:00 hours and sometimes midnight and sleeps in one of the children's rooms.
He and Agness were legally married on May 19, 2000 at the Civic Centre and that they lived together as husband and wife at Plot 6/7Njolwe, off Leopards Hill Road, Lusaka.

He said he and Agness had three children aged nine, seven and four.

Van der Vort further said his wife had neglected the children of the family and that he no longer had a wife in any sense.

He said his marriage to Agness had broken down irretrievably in such a way that he could not reasonably be expected to live with her.

According to the particulars of unreasonable behaviour, Van der Vort stated that his wife had since July this year repeatedly threatened him with arrest, law suits, deportation, divorce and on more than one occasion, even murder.

"The respondent has repeatedly expressed in family meetings witnessed by family elders, in no uncertain terms, that she no longer loves the petitioner who she alleges is so old for her and seeks a separation and divorce," stated Van der Vort. "The respondent has consistently misused substantial amounts of family funds for reasons never yet adequately or even partially explained."

[Ha!]

Its sad, we never think of the children they always suffer the most, who do they side with ? their well being is compromised and we wonder when a lunatic springs out of a brood.

[Rogue Trader]

This is disgusting. However, may I point out that men do this more often than women and we very rarely bat an eyelid.

[Jombo]

the fastest way to show you are stupid. When I read this subject line, I really thought we was talking about Michael Sata.

anyway who is this bimbo Agness Katwishi Bwalya? Is she good looking? i hope so. For these two clowns to be taking each other to court over her stinking a**

[Meh]

Eish, you should'nt have published the details of their house number...not cool man. I don't see how other peoples' divorce proceedings are any of our business. The title was very misleading, I was just expecting another one of those tuma stupid bonking donkey stories. On another note, that's why I'm never getting married, it brings too many problems.

[Mbeu]

iwe Meh, never say never. Wait until I find a nice country lass for you. You'll be begging to get married asap.

[Guest]

Don't get me wrong this is a clipping I found on the local paper back home,just to drive some of you tribalists I thought this was a good number.

[Mbeu]

Guest,

Please explain the tribalist bit again. I read the story and I see a lot of perverted horny men and slutty women. Where does the tribal thing come in?

[Chimbwii]

@Mbeu.
I was taught english by an indian, but i think what Guest meant was to divert TRIBALISTS to stop concentrating on their TRIBALISM but Bonking instead. I maybe wrong.

[Meh]

Mmm you're explanation makes sense Chimbwii. But then again this brings up another serious point: If Zambians aren't arguing over who's a tribalist and who's not, then they're talking about who's bonking who, how they're bonking them, where they're bonking them, when they're bonking them, why they're bonking them. Yaba. Instead of Zambia's moto being 'One Zambia, One Nation'...it should be 'Don't ask, don't tell'...or Donchi Kubeba lol!

[Slumdog Shalapungu]

Thats what happens when you wife slores their old habits go into hibernation during the wedding but then spring up later on in life. The dude sounds like one of those old white men who thought he could throw money at a woman and lock her down. This is why if a woman does not love you for you rather than love you for the lifestyle that you bring her your relationship is a ticking time bomb. i don't believe the wh oredom in her came out now it was probably there when he met her but like most feline whooped men he chose to ignore it. This reminds me of mixed blessings that lousy show by caristo chitamfrya where they subliminally worshipped interracial couples but never showed love to black married couples. Anyway old dude has learnt his lesson with wifing slores and the pain of life is lessons like this cut way deeper when you older am glad I got played at 21 and woke up then

[Mbeu]

hmm Slumdog iwe, your expertise in matters of sexual perversion never cease to amaze me.

Okay ba Chimbwii, I'll take your word for it. Although I wish I could hear a second opinion by one who was taught english by a Mwemba. half Mwenye half Bemba

[sarah]

Yes she is so good looking and makes good money the man was mad we all knew it. Try to talk to her about this.

[Rated X]

the fastest way to show you are stupid is to do exactly what mr zambia does. Go online and with no shame whatsoever, expose your ignorance for all the world to see.

[Guest]

wow! Zambia online has some serious drama ka.

[ZNBC should make a soap opera out of this]

foolish woman wrote :
> Dear Zambia,
> A Lusaka businessman Mark Steven Van der Vort has cited his wife's love
> affair with former commerce minister Felix Mutati as grounds for divorce.
>
> According to the petition for divorce by Vort, Mutati is allegedly having
> an intimate love affair with his wife Agness Katwishi Bwalya.
>
> But in a consent order, the High Court has ordered that paragraph 9E of the
> petition which implicates Mutati should be deleted because it was
> erroneously included in the petition.
>
> "It is hereby ordered that paragraph 9E of the petition which was
> erroneously included in the petition be deleted from the petition,"
> read the consent order. "It is further ordered that marriage be
> dissolved by consent and that custody of the children be granted to the
> petitioner with liberal access to the respondent. It is further ordered
> that there be liberty to apply in the question of custody."
>
> In a divorce petition filed by Vort, Mutati was allegedly having a love
> affair with his wife Bwalya hence his decision to divorce her.
>
> "…The respondent admitted to the petitioner in direct and unambiguous
> language, that she has an ongoing intimate love affair with Mr Felix
> Mutati, that she loves him dearly and wants to divorce the petitioner, that
> she may be his second or even fifth wife," Van der Vort said.
>
> He also said his wife Agness had sent text messages to Zambian married men
> telling them that she loves them.
>
> Van der Vort stated that his wife had reneged on verbal agreements with him
> on the use of the US $71,000 Land Rover he recently bought for her by not
> taking or picking the children up from school.
> He also said Agness does not sleep in their matrimonial home and that when
> she chooses to go home, it was often after 22:00 hours and sometimes
> midnight and sleeps in one of the children's rooms.
> He and Agness were legally married on May 19, 2000 at the Civic Centre and
> that they lived together as husband and wife at Plot 6/7Njolwe, off
> Leopards Hill Road, Lusaka.
>
> He said he and Agness had three children aged nine, seven and four.
>
> Van der Vort further said his wife had neglected the children of the family
> and that he no longer had a wife in any sense.
>
> He said his marriage to Agness had broken down irretrievably in such a way
> that he could not reasonably be expected to live with her.
>
> According to the particulars of unreasonable behaviour, Van der Vort stated
> that his wife had since July this year repeatedly threatened him with
> arrest, law suits, deportation, divorce and on more than one occasion, even
> murder.
>
> "The respondent has repeatedly expressed in family meetings witnessed
> by family elders, in no uncertain terms, that she no longer loves the
> petitioner who she alleges is so old for her and seeks a separation and
> divorce," stated Van der Vort. "The respondent has consistently
> misused substantial amounts of family funds for reasons never yet
> adequately or even partially explained."


oh dear

[Guest]

foolish woman wrote :
> Dear Zambia,
> A Lusaka businessman Mark Steven Van der Vort has cited his wife's love
> affair with former commerce minister Felix Mutati as grounds for divorce.
>
> According to the petition for divorce by Vort, Mutati is allegedly having
> an intimate love affair with his wife Agness Katwishi Bwalya.
>
> But in a consent order, the High Court has ordered that paragraph 9E of the
> petition which implicates Mutati should be deleted because it was
> erroneously included in the petition.
>
> "It is hereby ordered that paragraph 9E of the petition which was
> erroneously included in the petition be deleted from the petition,"
> read the consent order. "It is further ordered that marriage be
> dissolved by consent and that custody of the children be granted to the
> petitioner with liberal access to the respondent. It is further ordered
> that there be liberty to apply in the question of custody."
>
> In a divorce petition filed by Vort, Mutati was allegedly having a love
> affair with his wife Bwalya hence his decision to divorce her.
>
> "…The respondent admitted to the petitioner in direct and unambiguous
> language, that she has an ongoing intimate love affair with Mr Felix
> Mutati, that she loves him dearly and wants to divorce the petitioner, that
> she may be his second or even fifth wife," Van der Vort said.
>
> He also said his wife Agness had sent text messages to Zambian married men
> telling them that she loves them.
>
> Van der Vort stated that his wife had reneged on verbal agreements with him
> on the use of the US $71,000 Land Rover he recently bought for her by not
> taking or picking the children up from school.
> He also said Agness does not sleep in their matrimonial home and that when
> she chooses to go home, it was often after 22:00 hours and sometimes
> midnight and sleeps in one of the children's rooms.
> He and Agness were legally married on May 19, 2000 at the Civic Centre and
> that they lived together as husband and wife at Plot 6/7Njolwe, off
> Leopards Hill Road, Lusaka.
>
> He said he and Agness had three children aged nine, seven and four.
>
> Van der Vort further said his wife had neglected the children of the family
> and that he no longer had a wife in any sense.
>
> He said his marriage to Agness had broken down irretrievably in such a way
> that he could not reasonably be expected to live with her.
>
> According to the particulars of unreasonable behaviour, Van der Vort stated
> that his wife had since July this year repeatedly threatened him with
> arrest, law suits, deportation, divorce and on more than one occasion, even
> murder.
>
> "The respondent has repeatedly expressed in family meetings witnessed
> by family elders, in no uncertain terms, that she no longer loves the
> petitioner who she alleges is so old for her and seeks a separation and
> divorce," stated Van der Vort. "The respondent has consistently
> misused substantial amounts of family funds for reasons never yet
> adequately or even partially explained."

[Guest]

Ha! wrote :
> Its sad, we never think of the children they always suffer the most, who do
> they side with ? their well being is compromised and we wonder when a
> lunatic springs out of a brood.