Need Help

[Nkosana]

Dear Zambia,
Hello my fellow Zambian's, am 17years old and pimples have really made me ugly. I need help Asap am even shy to meet my girlfriend. If I could attach a pic of my pimples I would have. Please help out. WhatsApp me on 0967754269

[The big boss]

It's you again! iwe ka tombolilo, you are pushing your luck. How long do you plan to keep whining about your pimples? I told you to bugger off but here you are again. idiot

[Meme]

[quote="Nkosana"]Dear Zambia,
Hello my fellow Zambian's, am 17years old and pimples have really made me ugly. I need help Asap am even shy to meet my girlfriend. If I could attach a pic of my pimples I would have. Please help out. WhatsApp me on 0967754269[/quote]


Nkosana,
Hereis the advise to follow

*Masturbate every day up to the point of ejaculation
*After ejaculation take a portion of you sperm on your palm
*Smear the sperms on your face and let it to dry on your face
*Wash your face with clean water without using soap
*Do this every day; after you have got the results come and confess on this site.

Meme the great has advised!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thats why I am called meme the great blogger on DZ

[Chisote]

Meme, don't let that nutcase mr zambia catch you saying that because he thinks he's the big shit here at DZ

[Meme]

[quote="Chisote"]Meme, don't let that nutcase mr zambia catch you saying that because he thinks he's the big shit here at DZ[/quote]

Ati tiye nayo nayo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meme the great........................

[Reminder]

Mr Zambia is like that monḱey who was standing by some a railway line when he heard a train coming. He decided to cross over to the other side of the tracks. He barely managed to do so but the train chopped off a piece of his tail. The monḱey being a monḱey decided to go after the piece of his tail that had been chopped off. And that is when the train chopped off his head.

Mr Zambia is still playing his monḱey games now. Until his head gets chopped off.