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Help me buy plane ticket to Oktoberfest in Germany

PostPosted: 22nd September 2016, 21:36
by Stumblebum Tembo
Dear Zambia,

I hear that this annual beer festival in Germany is where every beer drinker's dream can come true. Any beer drinker will tell you that the dream of his life is to go to paradise where you can open any tap and beer flows from it. That is why I humbly ask for your help so I can see my dream come true.

Sincerely yours,
S.T.

Re: Help me buy plane ticket to Oktoberfest in Germany

PostPosted: 23rd September 2016, 00:37
by Chipingo
My hope and prayer is that when righteous people like me die they go to heaven. Heaven by definition is a place where shame and inhibition do not exist. People walk naked without a care and men and women are having sex on the side of the road, in front lawns and in tree tops and nobody gives a rat's ass. That is true heaven.