Dear Zambia,
I saw on TV that in Bora Bora they have bungalows that float on water. Imagine that. Sleeping in a bungalow floating out there in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.
I want a visa to travel to Bora Bora.
I do not have the kind of money for a plane ticket even to Monze, let alone to rent a floating bungalow. but that is where my little clever scam comes in. And if you think I'm going to give the details of my scam then you are out of you f*#%ing mind