want to view my crb

[Francis chata mwanza]

Dear Zambia,

dear sir/madam am an employee at chembish mines nfca,my id 282398/64/1 just want to view my crb at your firm, your consideration will be highly appreciated..

[Citizen Tembo]

Mr Mwanza, you sound like you are on to something especially naughty.

Tell me and don't lie. What is this crb gimmick you talk about? are you a virgin boy? You've never had sex in your entire life, have you? Is this what it's all about? talk to me my boy