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Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 18:49
by mr zambia
Dear Zambia,

Are nymphomaniacs real or is the idea of nymphomaniacs just another myth perpetrated by the womenfolk in order to stir the semen in men’s scrotums? Because I cannot imagine a woman who wants sex more and more non-stop. It would be nice to catch such a woman but I’m afraid like a white elephant she does not exist.

Please someone confirm my suspicions or refute them. And if you refute them prepare to produce this nymphomaniac because I want a piece of her ass. Me mr zambia the insatiable sex monster. :twisted:

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 18:56
by Mulenga
ka mr zambia ka kolwe iwe if idiots were mountains you would be Everest

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 19:18
by mr zambia
Washimulenga what do yo want on this thread,quick now go to sleep.

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 19:36
by ôô ŁĀ ŁĀ
ba Mr Zambia, you been hanging out too much with that porn addict Umupondo. watch your back, that's all I can tell you. Umupondo is bi-sexual.

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 20:04
by mr zambia
Umupondo is definitely a strange folk who needs to be investigated by the zambian police.his bisexual characteristics are of concern to the zambian public.

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 20:19
by Porn Litteraly scre ws up your mind
Surfing porn makes you :
1. lonely coz you will never achieve the reality of touch... killing the very purpose for what it was designed for.
2. less a family man coz you will always compare your so called lesser wife. Sometimes you will be looking at porn in your bed and your lovely wife is sleeping next to you. Shame
3. So nymphomaniacs are figments of mens invention and imagination.Of men who "want" their women to be a certain way.
Women are never about physical craving like men watching porn but more of sugar and spice and everything nice. They have more to loose physically and mentally in raw sex than men so they will be very conservative about their feelings too.
BUT once she is into you baby.... they turn into sweet sensations of love and joy.
4. ... ...some more... anyone?!!

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 21:13
by Rings true mwandi
[quote="Porn Litteraly scre ws up your mind"]3. So nymphomaniacs are figments of mens invention and imagination.[/quote]


Sir,
if I read you correctly (and I think I do), you are saying that this nymphomaniac is a sexual phantom who was conjured up in mr zambia's idle and empty brain. Am I right?

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 22:59
by Slumdog shalapungu
These are the kind of questions virgins in grade 9 used to ask not a chimukulu chonse like you. You must have a face like the vampire from groovy goolies and get rejected a lot by women not to know if nymphomaniacs are real or not. Log off and interact with humans not your right hand and lotion

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 19th March 2014, 23:42
by mr zambia
My side kick bitch slumdog enough said!

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 20th March 2014, 00:17
by ₱₳₮₳₱₳₮₳
Mr. Zambia,
Maybe you will take this as a compliment or maybe you will take it as an insult. I don’t know, but I’ll tell it to you anyway.

Just 24 hours ago if someone had asked me if Mr. Zambia knows what nymphomaniac means, let alone how to spell it, I’d have said, no ways dude! Mr. zambia’s life revolves around compound politics and cheap prostitutes whom he calls ‘hos’.

Now here you are mr zambia, just look at you. Living the high life of nymphomaniacs. my my.

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 20th March 2014, 12:02
by mr zambia
Patapata f**ck nyandule from my chimbushi.

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 20th March 2014, 13:46
by she'he
Are wankers real? If yes. Mr Zambia please go wánk ur-self and leave nympho's alone. If there are out there.. they certainly have a better choice to choose from elsewhere than settle for a monster. Mind you, there a adonises out there who can make any woman 'uwakwata congwe' horny.

As the saying goes 'what men can do women can do better'

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 20th March 2014, 16:00
by Romantic
@ she'he :lol:

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 20th March 2014, 16:07
by Guest
There goes ka mr zambia bargaining?? Loser! :twisted:

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 20th March 2014, 16:16
by Kekeke
The funniest thing about this is that mr zambia is not laughing. the old goat has lost his marbles and is living in a fantasy land

Re: Are nymphomaniacs real?

PostPosted: 24th January 2019, 13:16
by Lusaka East bicycle repairman
[quote="mr zambia"]Dear Zambia,

Are nymphomaniacs real or is the idea of nymphomaniacs just another myth perpetrated by the womenfolk in order to stir the semen in men’s scrotums? Because I cannot imagine a woman who wants sex more and more non-stop. It would be nice to catch such a woman but I’m afraid like a white elephant she does not exist.

Please someone confirm my suspicions or refute them. And if you refute them prepare to produce this nymphomaniac because I want a piece of her ass. Me mr zambia the insatiable sex monster. :twisted:[/quote]



oh my!! you horny son of a bitch!