I was invited for lunch at a friend's house and as soon as walked into the living room I was greeted by a loud poster on the wall that read, 'JESUS IS THE HEAD OF THIS HOUSE'. I said to my friend, I just remembered a very important appointment I have got to keep, due in less than 30 minutes and I have got to get out of here. I practically ran away from that creepy house. Goodness grief! why do some people funkify their houses with such creepy posters?
And by the way, lying to save your own sanity isn't a crime at all.