Dear Zambia,
I was at the verge of starvation when I bought me a loko banzi and a fanta. For a split second my mind wandered idly as I daydreamed about how in the next few moments I was going to murder that loko banzi without mercy and with vigor. and how I'm then going to chase it down with a crispy cold refreshing fanta.
Then it happened. I snapped out of my brief daze just in time to see a green housefly wiggling his bum all over my loko banzi. of course I had no choice but to throw that loko banzi away.
Lesson learned. when you are starving and have managed to secure a loko banzi, for goodness' sake guard it with your life