I refuse to be a Christian because I'm a carnivore

[True believer]

Dear Zambia,

I'm a big, big lover of meat. The slaughter of another one of God's creatures for my belly's gratification.

I'm trying not to be a hypocrite. How can one profess to be a Christian when one goes behind God's back and slaughters one of God's creatures for one's own gluttonous appetite? No sir, I'd rather slaughter animals and enjoy their delicious flesh with a clean conscience.

Therefore I reject Christianity. For the love of God!