What can I do to prevent hot peppers from burning my anus?

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What can I do to prevent hot peppers from burning my anus?

Postby problematic » 2nd November 2018, 11:26

Dear Zambia,

God knows I like to eat extra hot peppers. I cannot resist them. And the hotter the better.

My mouth can handle the hottest peppers known to mankind. But it's my anus that it weak.

However, a few hours after I eat the hot peppers and it's time for me to go take a shit, I wish I was never born. My anus burns like the Second coming of Jesus Christ when all the sinners will be thrown into the bottomless pits of hell.

I tell ya.

Please help me with my ass problem, Dear Zambia
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