What’s the proper Zambian etiquette is you find a dead insec

[once in a blue moon restaurant patron]

Dear Zambia,

I want to know how to behave like a proper gentleman if I find a dead insect in my plate at a restaurant.

I don’t want to come off as an uncivilised village bumpkin by starting to scream and throwing the dishes and the forks and the knives about.

I want to keep up the appearance of a well mannered subject of a former british colony.

please educate me, dear Zambia

[Guest]

[quote="once in a blue moon restaurant patron"]Dear Zambia,

I want to know how to behave like a proper gentleman if I find a dead insect in my plate at a restaurant.

I don’t want to come off as an uncivilised village bumpkin by starting to scream and throwing the dishes and the forks and the knives about.

I want to keep up the appearance of a well mannered subject of a former british colony.

please educate me, dear Zambia[/quote]