I have not seen Lungu’s name on any international headlines

[Occasional kapenta market trader]

Dear Zambia,

It’s been maybe 8 months or so since I last saw Lungu mentioned in an old international news article. And the last time was not good news, by the way.

What’s Lungu been up to these days anyway? That boy is so naughty and so lazy. I’m always concerned about his ass. And to think he is head of state of the Republic of Zambia! The thought almost makes me shit in my pants