This being part of your English lesson, let me correct a few blunders in my earlier post. Now pay attention. Don't start to day dream and scratch your testicles when I'm teaching you. Do you hear me, boy?
My advice is free of charge. You will be foolish not to accept it. Look here my boy, your stupidity is so thick it could drop a cow dead. It is time you invest in a few things here and there, that will at least give you the appearance of having some brains between those two big ears of yours. You want a girl, don't you? Girls don't like thickheaded dull chaps.
After we polish up your English we can move on to educating you in the manners of a gentleman. You sound as uncivilised as a baboon from Gwembe valley. That too has got to change before you can capture the heart of any girl.