As you can tell, obviously, I'm trying to put up airs by pretending I'm wapamwamba. although nothing can be further from the truth.
The details of my question are highly confidential. Long story short I have a choice to lay down carpet or hardwood floor in my sitting room here in Chawama. Which of the two will make me look the part of a wapamwamba? I want to appear especially snobby and shallow minded. Please help,Dear Zambia