looking for a job

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looking for a job

Postby musonda » 17th November 2015, 16:41

Dear Zambia,
Am looking for a job in a cosmetic shop!!! Please help my details mayakamusonda1@gmail.com or call 0955166810
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Re: looking for a job

Postby Mentor » 17th November 2015, 17:39

Why does a nice boy like you want to play with make-up. Listen, I'm not trying to be sexist but I think a nice boy like you should look for more manly work like chopping firewood or digging trenches or breaking big rocks into pebbles with a sledgehammer.
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Re: looking for a job

Postby musonda » 18th November 2015, 04:06

Am a she not a he!! learn to ask than just commenting like a person that has nothing to do!!! am bemba by tribe and am sure you know bemba names!! i wonder what you do for a living sir, cause if it was something constructive you wouldn't be busy commenting stupid things nomad!! i wonder what you called in society.. only jobless men are ever on network looking on where to comment!! you irritate alot sir! gosh
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Re: looking for a job

Postby Mentor » 18th November 2015, 05:40

My dear Musonda, my bad. I thought you was a boy. Boys tend to be dumber than girls. As I'm sure you are well aware. That is where I got confused.

Now that we have that one squared away, let me make a proposal. I'm a businessman and every now and again I come across clients who piss me off. It will be nice if I can send an employee of mine to such clients so he/she can bitch and bitch at them until they go nuts. You seem like a perfect candidate for this duty. Would you consider??

p.s. A simple yes or no will do. You do not have to bitch at me because bitching is only in your job description if your answer to my proposal is yes.
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Re: looking for a job

Postby Mentor » 18th November 2015, 06:32

Musonda my dear, I don't want you to be as confused about me as I was about you so let me make one more clarification. I'm not a nomad. I repeat, I AM NOT A NOMAD. I'm not even sure how you got that impression but I'm not a nomad. I really am not. I do vagabonding, on the weekend especially, maybe. But definitely not a nomad. Please take note.
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Re: looking for a job

Postby musonda » 18th November 2015, 14:21

sorry Sir am looking for a job!! not bitchin arund!!! thanx
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Re: looking for a job

Postby Mentor » 18th November 2015, 17:16

Okay. Good luck to you.
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Re: looking for a job

Postby Mentor » 19th November 2015, 17:59

Musonda my dear, as soon as you land a job please kindly let me know so I can cross your name off my list of possible candidates for my bitching position.

Thank you, my dear.
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