My dear Musonda, my bad. I thought you was a boy. Boys tend to be dumber than girls. As I'm sure you are well aware. That is where I got confused.
Now that we have that one squared away, let me make a proposal. I'm a businessman and every now and again I come across clients who piss me off. It will be nice if I can send an employee of mine to such clients so he/she can bitch and bitch at them until they go nuts. You seem like a perfect candidate for this duty. Would you consider??
p.s. A simple yes or no will do. You do not have to bitch at me because bitching is only in your job description if your answer to my proposal is yes.