I want to rejoin the Lusaka fresh fish industry

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I want to rejoin the Lusaka fresh fish industry

Postby aMoyo » 9th February 2019, 13:03

Dear Zambia,

I have spent the last 13 years in the bush on the outskirts of Lundazi.

Back in the day I was a very prominent Lusaka fish trader. I was quite good at it, if I may say so myself.

But things changed dramatically for me on 17th January 2006. While fishing in the Kafue river a hippo tried to bite off my buttocks. Lucky for me, I escaped butt naked. The hippo’s teeth managed to come within centimeters of my ass but only tore off my entire pairs of shorts along with my underwear.

As you can imagine, I was severely traumatized. I had to escape the Lusaka fishing industry in order to regain my composure.

Now 13 years later I think I’m ready to get back to business. Only thing is that I have no clue what kind of changes have transpired during my absence.

Dear Zambia, please help
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