No Zambian Jeans fit me because of my oversized penis

[Major ganja smoker]

Dear Zambia,

That was a joke, people. Lighten up!

Truth be told,, I’m having a hard time finding a pair of jeans that fit me perfectly because most of the jeans I come across here in Lusaka are Chinese made. Somehow the Chinese seem to always fučk up when it comes to manufacturing. It’s their propensity for cheapness, I think

[Local consumer]

The chinese send all their well-made goods to Western countries and they send their cheapest, most shoddy rubbish to Africa.

And then they go on TV and talk shit about being Africa’s friend. damn ass holes!