Aphiri anabwela

[Prodigal son]

"Then there will be the endless stream of relatives asking for handouts, it will be hard to say no. Always remember that you are no one’s saviour, the same God who kept them alive will keep them alive tomorrow. You can easily blow all your investment money on trivial stuff, or just giving them to drink it away. You are dealing with societies that live for the minute, from minute to minute, they have hungry bellies and will tell you to eat the seeds you saved for planting. Like once I saw a mother digging in a field, her baby was wrapped up in blankets on the side, crying relentlessly, I said to the mother to stop digging and tend to the child, she said if “I sit and cuddle this kid and he stops crying, who will dig this field? I and the child will starve to death if I don’t dig, let him cry he’ll get tired soon enough.” Cruel to be kind, and that is the focus, to see the big picture. All Africans live for family, but you cannot let short-term problems of others destroy your long-term future. Africa is rising, come home or you’ll be left behind."

[Slumdog shalapungu]

iwe chimbwi son mwaiche,
you are confusing two totally different continents. They shovel shit in India not in the West. In the West we flip burgers and wash dishes and wipe the asses of old men at nursing homes. That's what we do here in the West.

[jazzy jeff]

A nigger's got to do, what a niggers got to do.

Flipping burgers, shoveling or wiping sh!t, being a doorman at a strip club, ... When you have the green back (money) in your wallet you're ok. If you have a plan, that's even better. If you're working towards your plan, that's great.

Better to be a big city bum, than the village !diot.

I believe that the best thing to have is what people cannot take from you. I'd do the whole dead body, malukula thing in zero seconds flat even if by day I was only going to some craft poly to learn woodwork. If I ever returned, I'd give supreme furnishers a run for their money.

To all my niggers and niggerettes hustling out there, keep your head up, keep in touch with the old country and keep the family updated on your trials and tribulations, successes and failures. Find a way to help them help themselves and you while you're out there.

Let them know about the sales, flea market bargains and other opportunities they can invest in. Then be their man in UK, USA, China, Russia or where ever. Box stuff up and ship it to zed, buy the machines or tools from depressed economies, crate them and freight them to zed.

You'd be surprised at how many women would pay for dildo's, he he he or guys for pen!s pumps. (Just kidding... Not really).

The other day I saw lot of 20, used, refurbished washing machines (solid brand names) going for €30 a piece. I told friends and family and don't be surprised when you see a shipment coming through for sale in zed. I hear that the same will fetch close to K2,000,000 in zed.

I watched a Steven Segal movie some time back that had an inspiring line where a bad guy was describing Segals character. He said "...you could drop him off at the north pole with nothing but his under wear and tooth brush and he'll show up a week later with a sun tan, a fist full of peso's and a big smile". Now that's being hard and resourceful. That's my motto and driving question in any circumstance.

"How do I come out of this sh!t with a smile and fist full of peso's?" Fukc the sun tan, I already got me one of those.

[Komboni bred]

Jazzy mwana,
you are I are kindred spirits in one aspect especially. Like you, I'm also big on the adaptability bit. I like to think of myself as highly adaptable. I can eat what can make a billy-goat puke. To use yet another Hollywood movie line. I marvel at fellow Zambians abroad who spend so much time and energy to find food like the ate back home. I eat what I get. I can go for months and months without ka nsima. There is a lot of healthy foods outside the Zambian menu. And some of my Zambian friends accuse me of "selling out" or being "westernized". But I don't see it that way. A nigga away from home has got to be like the Rambo character. A survivalist who can handle anything thrown at him. And live to tell.

[mr zambia]

I see one of my threads is going on and on like a rolling stone

[mr zambia]

I was shitting on the potty when one of my nephews phoned me to tell me that one of my threads was off the hook. Excuse me I should go back and finish wiping my ass now

[08:45]

oh how childish a man can get.

it is a thread not YOUR thread.

you're like a cotton farmer in Mumbwa claiming a saville row suit or a packistani G-string.

you really need to grow up

[B Panther]

Prodigal Son,
I totally agree with your message which you 've put across,you are a wise person buddy.

[16:53]

[quote="08:45"]oh how childish a man can get.
it is a thread not YOUR thread.
you're like a cotton farmer in Mumbwa claiming a saville row suit or a packistani G-string.
you really need to grow up[/quote]


And here is the shocking part of this whole thing. When ka mr zambia says this is his thread, he is not joking. In his small brain he really believes that.

[Slumdog shalapungu]

Some emotive responses any time the diaspora topic comes up

Thing is ma zambians are like that kalindula song called dziko la mulungu where regardless of how you come back they will find something to laugh about. If you humble yourself and hide your nanikani's it will be anasila uja anabwela che na toilet bag . But on the adverse if you come back with a bang making it rain they will complain ati azionesa aona monga he is better than us. Here what I think happened to mr zambia's blulu is mr zambia like most zambians heard uncle london has come back so mr zambia dragged himself there expecting to find some open suit case where he can pick to his liking what he can keep, his uncle outsmarted him and hid all good stuff and just left the toiletry bag in sight. Uncle london probably knew ati ma zambians can searcha you when his vagabond nephew was visiting. I don't even know how one can be classed as a phiri anabwela if you have no access to his accounts or wealth. Ine if I was offered a damn good job in zambia that pays me handsomely I would leave and drop everything and only carry 2 suitcases. I would not bother with the container because ba nyama at the ports are some thieving buggers I tell you. If you put ma led tv , computers of anything thats easy to carry in your container my advice is just sell it because you are donating it to the port workers. And this makaka from this fake shalapungu ati pipaling the nkote's , mwana when these junior doctors , carers and nurses earn that money do you think when they come to zambia the bank notes will say earned by pipaling the nkote ? Ma zambians you will laugh at someone that earns more than you from jealousy, some of these health workers abroad are responsible for the billions of kwacha coming monthly into the country in remittances if you did not know. They probably earn what you earn in a month in 4 days

[Guest]

Oh plz ka mr zambia! Try threads we've done before you brought your stinking @ss here! Try 'Men' thread, try 'Last Man Standing'. Check Bonking Donkey's bonks. What are u, compared to us DZ veterans? Try MM threads! Give us a break, skunk! :))

[spectator]

Zambians a very boastful that's why they came back broke nakushiyina.

[Spectator²]

Spectator,
It is an African curse perhaps. Well maybe it extends beyond the shores of Africa. Yes Zambians like to brag about shit. But they are by far not the worst in this act of vanity. Nigerians top the list in Africa. Followed closely by Egyptians and Kenyans. But most middle eastern people also have this boasting affliction. Arabs and Jews alike. Not to forget the Persians. In the far East the Filipinos take the cake. Find a bunch of Filipinos and you will be sick of listening to utterly stupid bragging. I think it's fair to say that an inferiority complex goes hand in hand with empty braggadocio. As has been seen time and time again right here at DZ.

[Professional firewood chopper]

My dear friends,

I'm off to see a witch doctor so he can see if I'm possessed by some evil demon. Because for no good reason I keep reading these stupid, stupid threads started by mr zambia. Why???

[mr zambia]

Professional firewood chopper wrote :
> My dear friends,
>
> I'm off to see a witch doctor so he can see if I'm possessed by some evil
> demon. Because for no good reason I keep reading these stupid, stupid
> threads started by mr zambia. Why???

Its not stupid threads its called creativity that's why
People enjoy me and are always keen to see what new threads I will construct.

[Wild]

hey zambia mwana, next time please send me some kind of memo shit to alert me of your cracking shit. That was funny! you long tailed kolwe you. ati creativity. Like my ass!!

[mr zambia]

Wild wrote :
> hey zambia mwana, next time please send me some kind of memo shit to alert
> me of your cracking shit. That was funny! you long tailed kolwe you. ati
> creativity. Like my ass!!

Wow more fans in my pocket I guess I seem to win the lotto everyday. Truly yours mr zambia

[Wild]

zambia mwana, you should stop watching porn and jerking off too much. It's going to your big head

[mr zambia]

Wild wrote :
> zambia mwana, you should stop watching porn and jerking off too much. It's
> going to your big head

If that is the case you would not mind me jerking off on you face you sorry ass son of a woman gang raped by congo solders on a daily basis.

[Bamboo]

mr zambia, here is what I suggest you should do. Take off your shoe, then take off the sock from your feet and shove that sock in your mouth. That way you will not say another stupid thing.