Mystery of the Zambian currency

[50-ngwee]

Dear Zambia,

I must admit that I'm not a connoisseur of the Zambian currency but as far as I can tell, only the ugly face of chi Kaunda has ever appeared on our currency. Kafupi didn't put his midget congolese face on there and Neither did Levy or farm boy Bwezani. Even the kleptomaniac and megalomaniac Sata did slap his face on everything. I think I only saw that bastard's face on a K50 note. I'm just wondering why. In many other countries I've seen one of the first thing a new dictator does is to slap his face on those bank notes. Why has it been different here in Zambia?

[Guest]

Get help before it is too late.

[50-ngwee]

ha ha ha!

Guest my friend, I have to give you a heartfelt and big THANK YOU. You gave me a belly laugh like I haven't had in more than 24 hours!