In Primary school I used to laugh at Lozis for eating crocod

[Chivumo]

Dear Zambia,

Like the big idiot I was back in primary school, I joined the school idiots in mocking the Lozi kids and their eating of crocodile meat. Today I'm sucking down alligator meat like Coca Cola.

I'm so so sorry all you Lozi chaps. I was an ass in primary school. I feel like an even bigger ass knowing all those many years I wasted when I could have been swimming in delicious croc meat

[Chivumo]

However to my Bemba cousins, I still say the idea of eating my other cousin the m*nkey is a bit too cuckoo for me