I’m very proud to be Zambian on one account

[Zambian & proud]

Dear Zambia,

Besides the obvious of course. My Zambian heritage, not the Zambian government.

Anyway besides that I’m a proud Zambian because here in Zambia we don’t see Jihadists and any such numskulls.

Sure we have the Christian zealots but at least they know how to behave themselves

[Garden boy]

While Islamic extremists are busy trying to bomb and kill people their Christian devotee counterparts have a penchant for thievery, adultery and all sorts of sexually perverted behaviour.

[Observer]

Any religious group is a good place for freaks, thieves and perverts to hide. That is why churches, mosques and synagogues are filled with crooks and all sorts of undesirables.