I want to join as long as I’m appointed cult leader

[Tree Bark Zulu]

Dear Zambia,

Joining as a follower is no fun. That is why I want to join only on the condition that I will immediately take over as the cult leader.

And when I say cult leader I mean I will be the dictator. Which means I make all the rules and any opposition voices will be summarily silenced.

I use the word silenced as a euphemism for something else that is more sinister