I want to join ZP. My qualification is I’m incorruptible

by **Bantamweight Banda** » 28th April 2019, 00:23

Dear Zambia,

I am not capable of being corrupted or being bribed by any man, woman or otherwise.

That is why I think the boss of Zambia Police should hire me without further ado.

I also can bring to the table a bonus qualification. I can beat criminals with no compunction. That is just a nice way of saying that I consider criminals as pieces of shit.