I swear to God!

[Truth]

Dear Zambia,

If you are a nice Zambian lad such as myself, growing up here and taught to fear Jesus, but have since become an Atheist.. what should you do about common swear phrases involving the word "God"?

I constantly find myself swearing like,, God forbid! or oh my God! or I swear to God! except.. I'm not a believer.

How can I correct my infirmity? How can I be true to myself as an Atheist?

Please advise,Dear Zambia

[Truth]

to be perfectly clear, I'm asking Universal opinion here. Everyone in our entire Universe. except the stupid satanists and their dumb ass cousins the illuminati ass holes

[Truth]

and absolutely no porno retards either! I will not stand for that garbage.

I'm only addressing all normal people in the entire Universe. except for the aforementioned idiotic numskulls

[ha!]

Jesus!